A man is in his front yard attempting to fly

a kite with his son. However, every time the

kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing

back down.

This goes on for a while, when his wife sticks

her head out of the front door and yells, "You

need more tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son,

I'll never understand your mother. Yesterday,

I told her I needed more tail, and she told me

to go fly a kite!"

If anyone knows how to put this together with the Thai for flying a kite, I would be interested to see the result.