Joke

[gentman]

Two government workers were talking.

"I know how to get some time off from work," said the man.

How do you think you will do that?" asked the blonde.

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the ceiling rafters, and

hanging upside down. Just then the boss walked in, saw the worker

hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?

I'm a light bulb," answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped

down and walked out.

The blonde began walking out, too. The boss asked her where did she

think she was going.

"Home. I can't work in the dark."