Mosquito Bites

[fatter than harry]

I must spread this news. A lady told me a while back that to stop the itching from a mozzie bite you simply make an X with one of your fingernails directly onto the bite.

I tried it yesterday and it worked a treat, no miserable scratching for hours, after 10 mins I didn't even know it was there. Blimey!

Thats what this forum is about baby! Yeah!

[Basher]

I use Tiger Balm (yah Mong) it is greta, totally romoves the itch instantly, plus if I go for a pee afterwards I instantly get a reminder I have used it....

Bash

[pnustedt]

I use Tiger Balm (yah Mong) it is greta

Who's Greta?

Love to meet her

Perhaps a 4'some

I'll bring Thia!

[Basher]

I use Tiger Balm (yah Mong) it is greta

Who's Greta?

Love to meet her

Perhaps a 4'some

I'll bring Thia!

That actually made me laugh out loud

Thank you

Bash

[bartender100]

So all the millions spent on research to find a lotion has been wasted,all they have to do is give you a little stick with an X on the end.

[penzman]

I splatter my whole body with batter and deep fry for 30 seconds, makes you forget about the mosquito bites....... a side order of chips is also very soothing

[Basher]

I use Tiger Balm (yah Mong) it is greta

Who's Greta?

Love to meet her

Perhaps a 4'some

I'll bring Thia!

I aint to sure about Greta, these scando girls are always so tall and powerful, I like mine to be small and petite, Thia sounds great, I am fantasising already...

mmmmm Thia Thia, oh how I want you!!

Bash

[fatter than harry]

I splatter my whole body with batter and deep fry for 30 seconds, makes you forget about the mosquito bites....... a side order of chips ais also very soothing

Thanks penz, I now have to clean the cornflakes off my screen!

[penzman]

I also sometimes use corn flakes for my batter recipe

[simon43]

Penzmen, what are you on and can I have some please?

[NedKelly]

Ice is good !!

[Basher]

Ice is good !!

I like it in my scotch....

[NedKelly]

Try it in the mouth while you are sucking your wifes nipple !!

[Basher]

Try it in the mouth while you are sucking your wifes nipple !!

Hmmm let me think about that....

Man she would hit me so hard I wouldn't have to worry about the mozzie bite!

Sounds like a solution to me!

Bash

PS by the way she has 2 of them...

[et33.com]

advise

DO NOT MAKE THE X

you risk breaking your skin

and letting in the hordes of germs

go sit in a corner

or put some ice on it

or rub with alcohol

do whatever

just make sure

you don't break more skin...

[Basher]

Do you think thats where 'X marks the spot came from'?....

Bash

[NedKelly]

Last time I saw your wife she onlyhad the one !!

[penzman]

What am I on? Nuthin maaan... I can say the "evil weed "was my thing back home but in Thailand i tend to steer clear of anything that will get me to the BANGKOK HILTON... I am now hooked on soy milk and kao pad koong...

[cathyy]

Back on topic...

I have found that Vicks VapoRub works well to stop the itching of mosquito bites. Only use a little bit, or you'll smell funny.