Sex Jokes

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What doesn't belong in this list:

Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or

wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A. So men can be open minded.....

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?

A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A. "Is it in?"

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What's the difference between parsley and pussy?

A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

A. Kermit's Finger

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.