Blackandwhite Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 My wife is Thai, we are off to LOS again soon. If I was to accidently run into a BG and bang her do you think they would tell all to my wife if we bumped into the BG with her mates. Anybody had an experience of this kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaa Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 accidentally, huh? seems like it would be rather intentionally - looks like u r planning it and therefor preparing to possible outcome! usually they won't.... first of all - thye might not remember u well enough... coz too many customers pass by - too many faces to remember all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldAsiaHand Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Is your wife an ex-BG? If she is, I'd be real careful, mate. The fastest mode of communications ever measured by science is the BG and ex-BG network, and no matter how certain you might be that you are outside it, you cannot EVER be certain. On the other hand, if she isn't an ex-BG, then I wouldn't worry too much. Communications between BGs and real world Thais are almost non-existent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Naw, the BG wouldn't tell your wife in any verbal sense but the VIBE would be there for sure, so...LOS is a big place but I guarantee your wife ain't gonna let you out of her sight for long. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lofu2 Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Should the Ducks be placed on notice? Lofu2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinutePigglet Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 This might be hard for you, but don't be an idiot. List of don'ts: Never take your wife where you intend to meat girls. Never take your wife where you've meated girls. Never bring a bar girl home or tell her where you live (neighbors do tell). Don't prowel the bar beers along the foot path between town and home. Don't lie to a bar girl and tell her you love her and want to marry her. Don't come home from "the gym" smelling like another girl's sabu. Never pretend to yourself that you know more about what's going on than your wife or prospective ST. Any or all of the above will have the mia Thai lose face and you your John Thomas. List of Do's: Be discrete. Use the back room. Tell the Bar girl you're married. Remember why you married your wife. The rules are simple man-pig. Enjoy, MP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Sounds to me like you might be the next guy to feed the duck here in the LOS. My wife is a school teacher that works in a school 50 kilometers from the town we live in, She goes to work and sometimes during the day I go 10 kilometers from our village to town in the opposite direction from my wife,,When she gets home from school in the evenings,,She tells me everything I did during the day while in town, and what I bought, and exactly who I talked to. seems like a very fast "jungle telegraph" is in operation here ,for sure, so therefore I keep my pecker in my own pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 bangkok may look like a big city, but it is in fact the biggest village in thailand and as such everybody knows what everybody else had for breakfast. as has already been advised in this post, do not underestimate the gossiping capabilities or the networking systems here. i live with my non bg wife in a bg part of town,right bang slap in the middle, all the little apartments round here are multiple occupant bar girls, my wife, or usually her mum are informed almost on a daily basis of my movements around bangkok by the girls that live around here, not in a malicious way, its just that thai women with time on their hands will chat away with each other until every possible thing that can be mentioned has been mentioned, only then will the conversation start to slow down.sometimes, when i get home she will bet with me that she knows what i had for lunch, ive given up taking the bets. on the skytrain,in the department stores,walking along the streets here,in the restaurants and pubs,even when taking a dump, you are never out of the radar. if the americans want to find bin laden, send some thai bargirls to find him. if you "accidentally" bone a bar girl, then expect to be found out before you get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandl Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I learned a long time ago that the three fastest ways to communicate are: telegraph, telephone, and tell-a-Thai. mandl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Just thought I would update,, My wife is at Nong Maena school, I went to town in Phetchabun after posting this morning,,I had the taillights fixed on my pickup,there was a short,and there is this fox there who is the wife of the manager of the shop, We sat and bullshitted for an hour while they found and fixed the short, and I came home,,been home a couple of hours and got a phone call from my wife askin what we was talking about for so long a time. Now aint that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 On the other hand, if she isn't an ex-BG, then I wouldn't worry too much. Communications between BGs and real world Thais are almost non-existent. I don't agree with this statement. My GF has many BGs as customers. They tell her EVERYTHING . Then she tells all her non-BG friends. So in the end, everybody knows everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambastard Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 AMATEURS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangMaiThai Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 I went to karaoke awhile back, the kind where you choose your escort before entering. Little did I know, as I was enjoying the company of a new lady friend, the owner was calling my GF. Turns out they know eachother. Be careful out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Nice thread title simone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 AMATEURS! Care to enlighten us O Wise One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambastard Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 AMATEURS! Care to enlighten us O Wise One? Simple rules. Read above. Further inquiries invited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is... Sandy~ BG = Bar Girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is... Sandy~ BG = Bar Girl... BG's do things with guys for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Dr.P.P Call me stupid, But Just what things will they do for money,and how much money are we talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chanchao Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 > Call me stupid, Stupid! (There, you asked for it. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mango head Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I was visiting a Thai friend of mine who operates a karaoke bar. I sat down and was having a beer when my wife called and told me to get my a## home. My house is 34km away. Beware the bamboo telegraph. Maybe, just maybe you might get away with something if your wife was in Phuket and you were in Chiang Rai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is... Sandy~ BG = Bar Girl... BG's do things with guys for money. I'm shocked! You mean, like, there's no Love involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinutePigglet Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 There’s a difference between being a dumb-ass and being discrete. That’s why god invented the massage parlor. There’s a place in Pattaya called TQ. The doors open at 2:00pm and no women are allowed (except those who work there) until past 8:00pm. At 7:30 the second shift begins. I love the day shift girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 LOL...ooooh i got it. We call them different here...BG would stand for Bar Hoes or Club Sluts LOL, but they give u some some for free hehehe. Thanks for the info, i understand now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 LOL...ooooh i got it. We call them different here...BG would stand for Bar Hoes or Club Sluts LOL, but they give u some some for free hehehe.Thanks for the info, i understand now. It's never "Free" even when it's free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Never a truer word said! It's never "Free" even when it's free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 OK..Call me dumb or stupid, but what is a BG? I dont know if it is what im thinking it is... Sandy~ BG = Bar Girl... BG's do things with guys for money. I'm shocked! You mean, like, there's no Love involved? Of course there's love ... they love the money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Hmmm....Does this count... a Thai Massage Therapist provided deep tissue techniques, greatful for the experience... I followed the code: Gave her triple the cost and then some... Smiled, thank you mamm..Adios.. Three months later, on a bus, sitting with my New Thai Girl friend, I see the Massage Therapist sitting behind my seat.. A smile of recognition, and immediately sweat begins.. She maintains her composure, does not attempt to communicate or indicate she knows me infront of my Thai Girlfriend... So...there is a code.... And the it is luck of the draw... High speed low drag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluecat Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 If I was to accidently run into a BG and bang her do you think they would tell all to my wife if we bumped into the BG with her mates. They will not have to. She will know anyway without them telling her,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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