Joke

A young bride was in her honey moon suite. She had her sexy silk nightie on and was awaiting her new groom to come out of the bathroom and join her for a night of love. He shortly appeared, went directly to the sofa and proceeded to make himself comfortable. " darling, what are you doing?" Being a staunch catholic, he replied, " It's Lent" His bride, almost in tears, said," that's the most rediculars thing I've ever heard, who have you lent it to, and for how long?"