A lady goes to the doctor.

"I'm a bit embarassed doc,but I really need your help to save my marriage"

"What's the problem"

"It's sex,I just find it too painful.Sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"

"Have you tried masturbation"

"It makes my wrist ache"

"Have you tried oral sex"?

"It makes me choke"

"Have you tied anal sex"?

"Gives me terrible squits"

"Have you tried nasal sex"?

"What,up the bogey hole"?

"Yes,try it,it could be the answer to your problem"

1 week later she comes back

"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"

"Of course not"

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"Thank <deleted> for that"!

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I know her...used to call her nuff nuff. Hilton in Kings Cross, 1974

Favourite line was "you thailors all the thame. Wanna <deleted> me and <deleted> me but never ever kith me.

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I know her...used to call her nuff nuff. Hilton in Kings Cross, 1974

Favourite line was "you thailors all the thame. Wanna <deleted> me and <deleted> me but never ever kith me.

Yer a naughty boy IT.