Message To The Manager

A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures

alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face

closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full beard.

"Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," the man replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him" she says, running her

hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues, running

her forefingers across the bartender's lips and shyly popping a couple of

fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.

"Tell him," she whispers, "there is no toilet paper, no hand soap and no

paper towels in the ladies room!"