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Dracula thought he would take a holiday in the famous brandy producing countryside of France. As a vampire cannot live by grapes alone he decided to feast upon a rotund vigneron he surprised behind a vat.

After biting his victims neck and feasting royaly he suddenly became overcome with dizziness and fell to the ground. "What have you done to me?" he shouted, "what do you have in your blood?"

The vigneron replied "I don't have any blood in my veins, it's just

KhunYak"

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Wot's wrong with my melons?

Patsycat was walking down a road, carrying a bag, when this guy came along. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' Patsycat giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'

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Wot's wrong with my melons?

Patsycat was walking down a road, carrying a bag, when this guy came along. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' Patsycat giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'

:o:D:D

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Dracula thought he would take a holiday in the famous brandy producing countryside of France. As a vampire cannot live by grapes alone he decided to feast upon a rotund vigneron he surprised behind a vat.

After biting his victims neck and feasting royaly he suddenly became overcome with dizziness and fell to the ground. "What have you done to me?" he shouted, "what do you have in your blood?"

The vigneron replied "I don't have any blood in my veins, it's just

KhunYak"

:o:D:D

That's a nice one - cheers :D

Cognac

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Maybe we should just call KY Cognac!

Nah, thanks.

The nick Khun Yak is sufficiant. I think it suits more as I'm quite tall - and less a cognac drinker.

But once you want to start calling people by their drinking habbits we might call you Pinot or Grigio on day. Watch out ! :o

KY :D

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Maybe we should just call KY Cognac!

Nah, thanks.

The nick Khun Yak is sufficiant. I think it suits more as I'm quite tall - and less a cognac drinker.

But once you want to start calling people by their drinking habbits we might call you Pinot or Grigio on day. Watch out ! :o

KY :D

Or maybe 'Sauvignon' or 'Blanc', or how about 'Riesling' or 'dry'? (I could go on but it would get boring!)

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Maybe we should just call KY Cognac!

Nah, thanks.

The nick Khun Yak is sufficiant. I think it suits more as I'm quite tall - and less a cognac drinker.

But once you want to start calling people by their drinking habbits we might call you Pinot or Grigio on day. Watch out ! :o

KY :D

Or maybe 'Sauvignon' or 'Blanc', or how about 'Riesling' or 'dry'? (I could go on but it would get boring!)

If you agree you should maybe change your "spiritual member" to "spirituous member" :D

KY :D

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Wot's wrong with my melons?

Patsycat was walking down a road, carrying a bag, when this guy came along. The guy goes, ''What are you carrying?'' She goes, ''Melons.'' The guy goes, ''Cool. if I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?'' Patsycat giggles and goes, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.'

:o

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