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The Myths About Thailand Presented As Absolute Truth Thread

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All Thai girls are materialistic and will rip you off..... :o

I heard someting like that quite recently :D

My post has disappeared..... :D

another myth....it is ok to visit temples in your shorts and sweaty singlet as you are a farang

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The Farang Connection already has 678 know-it-all's already

One of those has to be Yorky????????????????? :D:o

You MUST dress like an uptight anal-retentive dweeb AT ALL TIMES in BKK! <the corollary to the tanktop/shorts notice>

It would clearly be discriminatory to practice any form of discriminatory pricing in the Kindom of Thailand.

just a poorly formed question :o --- The myth is "there are no discriminatory pricing schemes in Thailand!"

You MUST dress like an uptight anal-retentive dweeb AT ALL TIMES in BKK! <the corollary to the tanktop/shorts notice>

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...de hoten...... Phi Phi Phlincet. Sut a ruevly prehd. Sut a ruevly phrehd. Sut a lovery phreehhhd! :o

...and I' stiow got de bloude fo u. :D

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Welcome to...............

...de hoten...... Phi Phi Phlincet. Sut a ruevly prehd. Sut a ruevly phrehd. Sut a lovery phreehhhd! :o

...and I' stiow got de bloude fo u. :D

55555 :D

OK, I heard an amazing one a few years back.

Thai people cut off the tails of cats, which is why so many of them are deformed. Apparently, the Buddha said nothing in this world is perfect and the Thais believe the cat to be a perfect animal so they cut their tails off (or break them) so they won't be perfect anymore.

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(the truth? Its a genetic trait, passed down from the original cats that came to Asia and interbred to produce deformed tails as a dominant gene).

OK, I heard an amazing one a few years back.

Thai people cut off the tails of cats, which is why so many of them are deformed. Apparently, the Buddha said nothing in this world is perfect and the Thais believe the cat to be a perfect animal so they cut their tails off (or break them) so they won't be perfect anymore.

:o

(the truth? Its a genetic trait, passed down from the original cats that came to Asia and interbred to produce deformed tails as a dominant gene).

I've always heard about these when I was a kid, but don't think I've ever seen one. Originated from the Isle Of Man in the UK, not Thailand, but still could give a real explanation to your tailless cats though.

Every cat I've seen in BKK has been your usual tail-wagging, purring fur ball.

Thailand is a great place to invest your money. Especially a beer bar. No better, easier and faster way to become truly wealthy. :o

The Farang Connection already has 678 know-it-all's already

Only 680. must be a quiet week.

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Kurgen, let's keep it to myths and refrain from blasphemy. :D

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People drink Leo and Archer beer because their full flavour :o

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People drink Leo and Archer beer because their full flavour :D

:o I'll never forget the guy who threw a party with Archa beer saying to everyone "they taste just like Heineken". I could only down half a bottle, then I had to put it away. He wasn't too happy about me destroying his almost successful marketing campaign.

bar owners don't make any money on cigaretts, it's just a free service they offer their customers :o

...drink/food/medicine [add any one of choice] actually contains speed/ganja/formaldehyde/little dancing gnomes and is therefore not available in the "developed world".

Dunno much about the developed world but i do know for sure that adding ganja as a herb in many dishes is a tradition not just in Cambodia, but in many areas of Thailand as well, rapidly disappearing though. It is added at times in small doses to improve taste, occasionally though the doses can be rather largish... :D

The wife is a professional cook... :o

And at times opium is known to be added in 'Ja Dong', in some of the border areas. Many years ago i had to do some difficult negotiations at the Burmese border, part of that was having to get completely shitfaced on such a brew in the middle of the jungle with some heavily armed characters... :D:D

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I came here on holiday from London, liked it and set up my bar. It's really easy and I'm making an absolute FORTUNE!!! I earn three times what I got in Britain and only work about 3 hours a day - wish I'd done it years ago.

Thai students are very serious, never plagiarize...

Thai people give you a wai because they respect foreigners.

I'm retired IRS, retired US military, and a pacifist.

I have six children, and I'm gay.

All Thai Buddhists are absolute pacifists, just like the Amish.

Every employee of every bar is sworn to always tell the truth.

There are no drunks in Thailand.

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

I was a street sweeper in London, but I teach postgrads in the uni here.

Buddhism is the official religion and all Thai men have to ordain as monks, as well as do their national service. This is the reason for the troubles in the south. Muslim men object to having to become Buddhist monks, even for a short period.

Buddhist monks are all taught to tell fortunes and levitate.

All Buddhist monks are vegan.

OK, I heard an amazing one a few years back.

Thai people cut off the tails of cats, which is why so many of them are deformed. Apparently, the Buddha said nothing in this world is perfect and the Thais believe the cat to be a perfect animal so they cut their tails off (or break them) so they won't be perfect anymore.

:o

(the truth? Its a genetic trait, passed down from the original cats that came to Asia and interbred to produce deformed tails as a dominant gene).

Apologies for some facts here.

My parents in law have been pestering me to get rid of our cats because they have straight tails. Supposed to be unlucky. (These are educated people who should know better, retired head teacher and university lecturer, not paddi farmers!)

Buddhist monks are all taught to tell fortunes and levitate.

All Buddhist monks are vegan.

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