Type some really nasty stuff about the PM. If a squad of ninjas fast ropes out of a black helicopter through the living room window, you'll know the Single Gateway is in effect.

Or if a black helicopter crashes in your back garden?

In that case, no Single Gateway is in effect it's just instability in above ground infrastructure caused by weather. Like thunder and lightning storms, which could also explain why the helo crashed in my back garden.

With English John as the crew chief!!

I'm sorry, but this conversation has gone way too far into the realms of fantasy - everybody but everybody knows that helicopters can't fly in the rain. I know that - a senior crab told me when explaining why we had just had to hoof it for 16km through hostile terrain, after 72 hours in the cuds. He explained that it was raining - we knew, we had been pissed wet through for the last 3 days.

So.. 'We can't UN-do what we never officially said we were gunna do in the first place.. so.. even if we suddenly 'did' do said 'officially unmentioned' thing (whatever such a thing that may be), as it clearly still couldn't possibly exist, technically, then any 'retraction' of it would be needless and so wouldn't, insofar as that it COULDN'T, happen.. okay, mai?'... (am I following right, so far?...)

Another denial today but my internet has seemed to get even worse than this article a week ago. Must be a coinkadink.