The Toast

John O' Neill hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to

spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me

wife!"

That won him the top prize for the best toast of the

night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize

for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,

sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting

buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled

leeringly and said, "John won the prize, the other

night, with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised me self! You

know, he's only been there twice! Once he fell asleep,

and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to

make him come."