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Nursery Rinds

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Watermelons, watermelons,

Eat them all the time.

I'll eat the red stuff,

You eat the rind.

Chownah

Lemons are so yellow,

I think what is best,

is I drink the lemonade,

and you eat the zest.

Chownah

Banana nana nana

A yummy yummy deal.

I'll eat the middle,

You eat the peel.

Chownah

Coconuts are oh so yummy,

I love 'em all to hel_l,

The meat goes in my tummy,

And you can have the shell.

What am I? . . . nuts to reply in this thread? :o

:D

Is this what you've been up to during your absence, Chownah? I didn't know you wrote children's literature. It is all starting to make sense now. :o

And they were so clever in their construction! I'm amazed...

Oranges lovely oranges,

ain't gonna make me thin,

cos I'll eat all the yummy stuff,

and you can eat the skin !

totster :o

Durian is most delicious,

I care not if others laugh,

The taste to me is suporous,

I'll give others all the chaff.

Is this what you've been up to during your absence, Chownah? I didn't know you wrote children's literature. It is all starting to make sense now. :o

I expect my cut of the royalities. :D

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Beavers move so fast,

Sometimes like a blur.

I'll eat the pink stuff,

you can eat the fur.

Chownah

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The universe is so vast,

A giant taste sensation.

You can eat the galaxies,

I'll eat the cosmic microwave background radiation.

Chownah

The universe is so vast,

A giant taste sensation.

You can eat the galaxies,

I'll eat the cosmic microwave background radiation.

Chownah

Not yer best effort..

totster :o

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It is effortless!!!!

To get ripe oranges shake the tree

and catch them in a tarp.

I'll eat the juicy segments,

you can eat the pericarp.

Chownah

The talent and creativity of TV members is absolutely astounding. Isn't it? :o

Should we hold a TV talent show? Chownah can head up the twisted mind category and mesmerize us all by tying his brain in amazingly complex knots. :D

The universe is so vast,

A giant taste sensation.

You can eat the galaxies,

I'll eat the cosmic microwave background radiation.

Chownah

Unbelievable, just outstanding, wonderful! I can only read this and think 'Chownah'.

The universe is so vast,

A giant taste sensation.

You can eat the galaxies,

I'll eat the cosmic microwave background radiation.

Chownah

Unbelievable, just outstanding, wonderful! I can only read this and think 'Chownah'.

A few other things come to mind, too . . . :o

:D

Strawberries and Raspberries

Are lovely in a Flan

Pour on some nice thick cream

Straight from the can

OMG, it's catching :o:D

The amazing success of this thread is convincing me that I should resuscitate my "Good Night" thread. Why, I think now I should be able to work that one up to at least a dozen pages. :o:D

By sultry nights and torrid days

His wretched mind does play

With playmates strange and all unseen

In places queer and mean

Imaginings bizarre and odd

Fantasies from the land of nod

Dreamscapes filled with rotten fruit

These all do his mind well suit

The compass spins with ghostly hands

And points to droll phantasmic lands

Where up is down and all around

His phobic genius here is found

Dialogues in silence spoken

Drawn from blistered lips unbroken

His voiceless rantings echo loud

In minds that sit not on his cloud

Gifts for us that go unwelcome

Bedlam inmates scream in tandem

Why are we the blessed almsmen?

Worthless dregs we are not human

Befuddled mirth is all we know

Yet lucid nightmares you bestow

On minds of Bedlam's denizens

Pray, tell us all when this will end

A name we know yet have not heard

Among us lives and writes his word

Do not mistake this one as Allah

Know him as the man named Chownah.

Enough, already. I can't take it anymore. My bleedin' mind is racked in pain and still I feel compelled to reply to these threads. :D:D

I used to date this gorgeous little Italian girl with a build like a petite Thai girl and a face like Audrey Hepburn. Now there was a girl whose had a few toes longer than her big toe and proved out well Kurgen's theory about . . . well, you know.

There once was a girl named JoAnne

She was as pretty as a new born lamb

The other girls wished

That they were such a dish

And the guys all dreamed

of her as their queen

With those beautiful brown eyes

Staring into their lives

Who could resist

A chance to be kissed

By this beautiful miss

Named JoAnne.

Tippaporn Shakespeare

I used to date this gorgeous little Italian girl with a build like a petite Thai girl and a face like Audrey Hepburn. Now there was a girl whose had a few toes longer than her big toe and proved out well Kurgen's theory about . . . well, you know.

There once was a girl named JoAnne

She was as pretty as a new born lamb

The other girls wished

That they were such a dish

And the guys all dreamed

of her as their queen

With those beautiful brown eyes

Staring into their lives

Who could resist

A chance to be kissed

By this beautiful miss

Named JoAnne.

Tippaporn Shakespeare

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