Woman - Doctor

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Woman goes to the doctors

What seems to be the problem?

I can't stop farting doctor (Farting noises, bruuuuuuuumph)

I see

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrumpppppppppp

Hmm

proooooooooopppppp

yes

grrroupppppp

oh

wrumphhhhhhhhh

Dear

hrouuuuuuuuuuphchhhhhhhhh

well

ffffffffffffooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ah

brummmmmmmmmffffffffffffff

3 hours later the doctor goes out and comes back with a big pole with a hook on the end.

What are you going to do with that, stick it up my arse?

No, I'm going to open the window.