What is a "meat cow?" Would that be one without an udder?

One udder between the back legs....swinging sirloin...perhaps transgender.

or perhaps a hornless bull, who carries a shoulder bag?

I was in Pattaya several years ago at Anzac Bar, when I noticed a couple of signs

in Arabic at the doorway. The owner said that he used to get a few people come in

and get sh*t face drunk, so he got the signs done. They read.

If you come into this bar and drink alcohol, I will report you to your embassy

with your picture. The owner said that he did not have anyone who could read these signs

in his bar for 5 years.

Please, just give us RFID chips under our skin and track us pesky foreigners day and night. It's the only way.

I was in Pattaya several years ago at Anzac Bar, when I noticed a couple of signs

in Arabic at the doorway. The owner said that he used to get a few people come in

and get sh*t face drunk, so he got the signs done. They read.

If you come into this bar and drink alcohol, I will report you to your embassy

with your picture. The owner said that he did not have anyone who could read these signs

in his bar for 5 years.

Reminds me of the old days of Pattaya where it wasn't uncommon to see signs that said, "NO ARABS TO SIT HERE."

How times have changed.

What is a "meat cow?" Would that be one without an udder?

Nether one or the utter - they cut them both off. It make for better meat - we used rubber bands that made them fall off rather then cut - less infections.

We call them steers rather then meat cows.

First off, does anyone really think that ISIS terrorists from Syria would really use their real passports?