Got Worms?

Three worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette

smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink and smoke

you won't get worms!