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An Ozzie a kiwi and south african are in a bar one night having a beer.

Suddenly the south african drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In seth efrica our glasses are so cheap that we dont need to drink from the same one twice" he says.

The kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer and does the same thing, shooting the glass, "in noo zuland we have so much sand to make glasses we dont need to drink from the same one twice".

The Ozzie as cool as a Koala pulls out his pistol, throws his glass in the air, then shoots the kiwi and south african.

He turns to the astonished barman and says " In Stralia mate we have so many kiwis and south africans we dont need to drink with the same ones twice' :o

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