Well I just hope I dont get anymore holidays, I been on too many, especially the last few weeks.

People dont like me because I like to stick up for the Thais.

What was the holiday for...... this time?

I have no idea, I got no message, just the other day it says you have no permission to view this board.

I think the Mods were just having some fun with me

People dont like me because I like to stick up for the Thais.

This is why you are in such demand by the Thai people.

I hear that there is a vacancy right now for a people loving Thai Prime Minister. Perhaps with a bit of plastic surgery, you could reduce your Aussie eyes to little slits, dye your hair black, talk a lot of BS (you should find that quite easy to do ) and run for parliament.

With your profile you are sure to get the gay vote.

Donz for Prime Minister......

hmmmmm, that has a certain ring to it.

Well I just hope I dont get anymore holidays, I been on too many, especially the last few weeks.

So what does that tell you when you're the one that keeps getting holidays? It tells you that you should start changing things up a bit.

Well i think I get unfairly banned, Mighty mouse I already have slanty eyes, im half Korean.

I would win every election, Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

Well i think I get unfairly banned, Mighty mouse I already have slanty eyes, im half Korean.

I would win every election, Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

Donz, I have a new name for you that is quite fitting.From now on you should be called "nobody"...

i like donz.

his madness and eccentric offbeat take on life make me smile , the forum needs more like him.

he reminds me of that chumbawumba song about being knocked down and always getting up again.

Well i think I get unfairly banned, Mighty mouse I already have slanty eyes, im half Korean.

I would win every election, Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

Donz, I have a new name for you that is quite fitting.From now on you should be called "nobody"...

Thanks, Didnt think you would be giving me such compliments, "Nobody is perfect" and I would agress with you

and I would agress with you

I know your spelling is bad Donz, but did you mean agree or aggress in that line? Both words fit, but have very different meanings.

Well i think I get unfairly banned, Mighty mouse I already have slanty eyes, im half Korean.

I would win every election, Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

Donz, I have a new name for you that is quite fitting.From now on you should be called "nobody"...

Thanks, Didnt think you would be giving me such compliments, "Nobody is perfect" and I would agress with you

not bad Donz,'cause that was exactly where I was going.....

This thread is designed just for Donz. If he feels the urge to reply to any thread or start a new one he should post under this topic only - thus sparing the rest of us time as we now can avoid his drivel much easier.

If this becomes a success, then terry57 can have one too!

Donzo: 2,567 posts ( 8.6 posts per day ) which one?

"If this becomes a success, then terry57 can have one too!"

i just love it when your laughing udon but remember that every dog has his day.

This thread is designed just for Donz. If he feels the urge to reply to any thread or start a new one he should post under this topic only - thus sparing the rest of us time as we now can avoid his drivel much easier.

If this becomes a success, then terry57 can have one too!

/quote]

cricky's mittiheimp,

you are getting away with murder at my expense you ugly little gremlin.

my home computer has spat the dummy, ive just logged in on a friends one and here you are giving me some fun.

its not fair my friend as im missing out on giving you a rasberry and all the punters are missing out on some entertainment.

dont know when i'll be back but guess who im coming after.

If this becomes a success, then terry57 can have one too!"

Is he still around? I havent been here much for a few weeks.

YES

hello punters,

i suggest that all the naughty punters that want to have a crack at me should do it now as my computer is out of action and i cant reply.

but it wont be down forever and then im back in action punting friends, getting my own back on the recalcitrants.

bye bye punters.

Relax Terry.

Remember 8 more sleeps then 5 weeks in LOS.

This thread is designed just for Donz. If he feels the urge to reply to any thread or start a new one he should post under this topic only - thus sparing the rest of us time as we now can avoid his drivel much easier.

If this becomes a success, then terry57 can have one too!

/quote]

cricky's mittiheimp,

you are getting away with murder at my expense you ugly little gremlin.

my home computer has spat the dummy, ive just logged in on a friends one and here you are giving me some fun.

its not fair my friend as im missing out on giving you a rasberry and all the punters are missing out on some entertainment.

dont know when i'll be back but guess who im coming after.

In your dreams, babeeeee......

Well i think I get unfairly banned, Mighty mouse I already have slanty eyes, im half Korean.

I would win every election, Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

That was fuc.king funny...

here it is again...

Because obviously all the ladies would vote for me and all the men would too, cause my looks turn straight men gay.

I may one day pass on my klown avatar.. I'm getting too old and too slow.. Others are making me laugh more than myself lately...

But not yet. Cos I'm still the Funniest Mofo in the house.

Really!

What?! You are not laughing...? Why WHY ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING?

LAUGH DARNIT! LAUGH!

Anyway... enough of that... you guys know the beatles tune Come together...

It's about me.

here's those lyrics just in case you are old and decrepit and you've forgotten:

Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly

He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller

He got more hair down on his knees

Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football

He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola (quit already!)

He say "I know you, you know me"

One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Come together right now over me

........

He roller-coaster he got early warning

He got muddy water he one mojo filter

He say "One and one and one is three"

Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see

Come together right now over me

POLL time ? Donz vs Kayo?????

Ummmm......... hasta la vista baby!!!

This has to be one of the funniest threads ever!!!

dONZ is funny .

Found a site dedicated to him. He certainly is popular.

//primadonna.i.ph/

Back again from another 1 day holiday, 3 holidays in the ast 7 days.

Thats got to be a record

Back again from another 1 day holiday, 3 holidays in the ast 7 days.

Thats got to be a record

1 day after the number of warnings you've had?

I smell pork pies.

Dont be sad Udon, Im here for you.

Did you miss me?

As much as I miss AIDS.

Udon and Donz. You're both in Sydney, I think you should get together for a beer or two and a bit of bonding!

Udon and Donz. You're both in Sydney, I think you should get together for a beer or two and a bit of bonding!

The only bonding I'd do with donzo is superglue his hands to a rail in a Kings X dunny & hope George Michael is in town.

Udon and Donz. You're both in Sydney, I think you should get together for a beer or two and a bit of bonding!

The only bonding I'd do with donzo is superglue his hands to a rail in a Kings X dunny & hope George Michael is in town.

Woul be funny to see you try that

Hello....Georgie here......who is that cute li'l thang with his hands glued to the railing.................

.........and his li'l brown eye winking at me................

........I hope his arse has been in the refrigerator, cos I feel like slipping into something cool....

Well celebraties want me too. You see its hard sometimes to be this good.

I oculd not have said it better myself there Elsie