chicowoodduck Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Having camped out in this sin hole for the part 12+ years I've noticed a trend in folks who hang out here... 1. Pony tails....on the guys....scratch my head on this one...one of the stupidest things going and mostly on guys who have little or no hair to begin with..? 2. No shirts....should be a law against this...no one wants to look a some fat, sweaty slob. 3. White socks on the Yanks and most likely with flip flops 4. Tattoos.....on all parts of the body....and not pretty by a long shot. 5. Captain hats on all the Russians? 6. The old farts walking around with their mouths hanging open 7. Every expat is an expert on everything and anything... 8. Alcohol gives one infinite patience for stupidity...? 9. I'm on my way down and I don't care who I step on....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JHolmesJr Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 80 year old grandpas just hanging in the gogos, then bragging about bedding 19 year old village girls who they just paid a fortune to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky54 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 What about all those ex special forces and ex CIA guys, why do so many end up in Pattaya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 jacky 54 you took the words out of my mouth. Beat me to it, if my phone hadnt rung i would have posted exactly the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KC 71 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 That was the sixties (Vietnam) You wont find many US Citizens there now Only when 'Cobra Gold' is on Then watch your girlfriends eyes light up- hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky54 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You know you are in Pattaya when condoms float past you in the sea, and worse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro01 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 What about all those bitter, long in the tooth sexpats that think anyone that looks/acts a little different to them are lower class? You know, the ones that are so miserable with their lot, that they need to belittle others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Haters gonna hate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dutchisaan Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When I pay 3 times the price for a beer and have to listen to all those ex special forces in a bar. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuestHouse Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You can't decide what national food to have, because there's too much choice You can't decide which good dentist to choose, because there's too much choice You can't decide which supermarket to go to for your favourite food from back home, because there's too much choice. You can't decide which very nice restaurant to go to, because there's too much choice. And best of all, you don't have to dodge past foreigners lecturing you on what is and is not the real Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When you hear the fat ugly, tattooed facial hair guys getting called "hansome man". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razer Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When you get arrested for playing bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klauskunkel Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 ...when you are wearing a high heel shoe as a hat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IAMHERE Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When you get arrested for playing bridge? Do the Thai deck of cards really have 120 cards in them? And do they cost 5000 baht down on Soi 9 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacky54 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) First time i went there was on a tour of 15 people in 1994. After a brief look round 13 of them went to the travel agents and booked to go somewhere else for the next 10 days. I was one that stayed thinking i's give it a go, I always wished i had gone somewhere else, it was a ghastly hell hole then and still is. I know i'm in Pattaya when i'd rather be anywhere else. Edited February 6, 2016 by jacky54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggt Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You approach that drop-dead-gorgeous woman on Walking Street...and discover she is packing a pee-shooter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikiea Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 What about all those ex special forces and ex CIA guys, why do so many end up in Pattaya? yea I noticed that also ... maybe a new hub of of fart liars ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RolandRat Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 When you notice the good looking girl you picked up when drunk has a bigger d**k than you !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 OP is not far off the mark, is he? - Exception: Farangs playing Polo in the afternoon and Bridge after sunset. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozyjon Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You know you are in Pattaya when..... A guy you don't know wearing a dress hits you on the head with a high heel shoe and demands money,, You say, ouch, i don't have any money, he gives you a kiss and leaves ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 You can't decide what national food to have, because there's too much choice You can't decide which good dentist to choose, because there's too much choice You can't decide which supermarket to go to for your favourite food from back home, because there's too much choice. You can't decide which very nice restaurant to go to, because there's too much choice. And best of all, you don't have to dodge past foreigners lecturing you on what is and is not the real Thailand. Too much choice? I find absolutely nothing at all wrong with having a lot of choices. Too much choice, never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) When you have to stop at the ATM to shop & pay for ear muffs......And the muff part hits your forehead...... Which you proudly (sadly) notch as a conquest...... Edited February 6, 2016 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight8 Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 "Good Guys go to Heaven - Bad Guys go to Pattaya" singlets worn by guys that look like they wears suits when they are not on holidays, or have grand kids back home. Farrrrr out!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomyai Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 you see the Welcome To Pattaya sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soc Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 All of the above, which is why l love it so much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 (edited) "Good Guys go to Heaven - Bad Guys go to Pattaya" singlets worn by guys that look like they wears suits when they are not on holidays, or have grand kids back home. Farrrrr out!!! On the back of these singlets and T-shirts it says 'Push here when leaning over balcony rail'...... I really ponder at guys who live out in the boonies or in the traffic hell of the capital, Pattaya actually has all you may need. And one can chose not to or do so. Edited February 6, 2016 by jacko45k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgenon Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 80 year old grandpas just hanging in the gogos, then bragging about bedding 19 year old village girls who they just paid a fortune to. Another person who knows how everyone else should live so they conform to his ideas. You should have your own police to monitor people as they do in Saudi Arabia. Make sure we toe the line. I really don't care that you spend your time counting the hairs in your navel. Rock on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 Forgot one and was reminded of it early this morning on Pattayaklang.....guys taking a piss on the footpath.....:-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicowoodduck Posted February 7, 2016 Author Share Posted February 7, 2016 What about all those bitter, long in the tooth sexpats that think anyone that looks/acts a little different to them are lower class? You know, the ones that are so miserable with their lot, that they need to belittle others. And why not.....lol...:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khon Kaen Dave Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Ha! When i had the bar,we used to get all the special forces,special op's,SAS,MI5,6.The best one were"if i tell you,i'll have to kill you,and 'i cant tell you,ive signed the official secrets act"these were probably postmen,dustmen,post room guy's,insurance men,you all know the type.But i suppose reinventment is exciting.I just hope that any of these people never had to prove it. KKD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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