He looks different since shaving off his moustache.

Hey , i can see uranus....

i't not just any old a..hole mate, it's famous. Sutthep used it to talk out of!!!

I can't recall the name, but I'd recognise that face anywhere

Give us a kiss, darkling.

Haven't you ever heard of a bum gun?

I'm pumping as fast as I can, but nothing coming out...

it's gonna tell us the lottery numbers....any minute now....

He's a Politician.....

How da you know....

.....he's talking out of his arse.

"I was sceptical but you're right, it IS a great place for a TV screen"

"told you...Katoey"

- "Are you sure two can fit in there?"

- "Yea..." *grin*

You want to go first?

Now just keep it up there another 6 months, and we'll have perfect plaraa.

I tried it once and did not like it.

How man bananas did you shove up there?

How many times have I told you? Don't let go of the gerbil's tail!

"I should have gone to Specsavers"

"Does this look like a picture of Jesus to you?"

Yes I can see them but I'm not pushing them back in for you.

WAIT! - I expected something different when he said let's go to the Full Moon Party.....

Your supposed to eat the nuts not hang them!

Is that a fish market I can smell in there?