You know Ur getting fat when.....

[Kenny202]

U have to lift your belly up so you can give big Jim and the twins a trim :-(

[sipi]

You pay your "partner" to trim your toenails.

[nikmar]

when you cant see your toenails

[nikmar]

when your fisherman pants are now your skinny pants

[nikmar]

when your ass arrives 2 minutes after you do and your Thai family use it for furniture.

[sipi]

You shower entirely by feel.

[Jingthing]

Thai strangers on the street routinely greet you with Pompuey instead of Farang ...

[sipi]

You find the only cheesecake in Northern Thailand, and eat it.

[Dmaxdan]

When you have to buy a SUV because you don't fit inside a regular car.

[Rob8891]

When the talking scales gasp "One at a time, please"

[sipi]

The scooter you are riding disintegrates from beneath you, leaving you skidding along on your ass.

[sipi]

When you get powdered during Songkran and look like the Statue of Liberty covered in birdshit.

[Rob8891]

When you cast such a shadow that people think it's a total eclipse

[Jingthing]

When your "fat pants" become your wish I could fit in them pants.

[Jingthing]

When you enter an "all you can eat" buffet and the owner sighs.

[Jingthing]

While walking about Thai clothes markets the vendors yell:

NO HAVE size for you!

[bangkokjulia]

When your love for food is much higher than the love for your "moll."

[Muzarella]

When every comment here fit you well.....

[giddyup]

When the funeral director recommends a piano packing case instead of a coffin.

[colinneil]

When i look at my photo of me on my mobility scooter.

[neverdie]

When people enter your carpet shop and you're too lazy to get off your backside to sell them a cheap & nasty rug.

[neverdie]

When your chins start fighting each other

[neverdie]

When you get your shirts from the circus tent factory

[neverdie]

When you need a bottom buddy to wipe your backside or your chubby little arms can't past your breasts to feed Doritos into your chubby little face.

[KMartinHandyman]

When you have to make two trips to "get the heck out of here".

[NoshowJones]

When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K.

[NoshowJones]

When a 6ft tall guy weighs over 90 K.

Aaaaaaaaaaaah, I ain't 6' and not that long ago weighed 90k.....Feeeeerk...

And I can't afford business class............

But you will be pleased to know I am now around a trim 80k...

You are still heavier than me Trans, and I am 6ft.

[Wilsonandson]

When break a set of bathroom scales at Tesco Lotus.

[Wilsonandson]

When your wife suffers from pins and needles everytime you make love.

[Duncan Donut]

When your passport has a caption underneath your photo which reads "continued overleaf".