The Three Word Story!

[Old Croc]

Practise makes perfect

[tijnebijn]

becoming a professional

[Old Croc]

means having beautiful

[Zpete]

oriental femme instructress

[gampaan]

women begging your

[Zpete]

begging your manhood.......

[crowbait]

for some peace

[chiliwasabi]

and cucumber sandwiches

[crowbait]

crustless, of course

[lazeeboy]

fresh white bread

[chavy]

consumed with dignity

[lazeeboy]

downed in one

[chiliwasabi]

and followed by

[Zpete]

Earl Grey tea

[Old Croc]

pinky finger raised

[Zpete]

nose upwardly pointing

[Old Croc]

chin non existant

[Zpete]

adam's apple jumping....

[chavy]

slurping with vigor

[luckyluke]

on Eve intimate...

[chavy]

relations suspended from

[chiliwasabi]

occurring until sufficient

[lazeeboy]

and satisfied it

[chavy]

slipped down great

[tijnebijn]

into the pool

[chavy]

and sunk without

[tijnebijn]

any rescue near

[wileycoyote]

First Aid station

[chavy]

but couldn't swim

[wileycoyote]

as Jaws about