Chelsea Fc Thread

[StevieH]

I thought we did well getting £50 for Luiz tbh. A nice little runner but a bit unreliable on occasion. MoT and tax probably helped.

Interesting to see how much we get for Cech, cos I think he might be on the way. Full service history, impeccably maintained, but to be fair, a few miles on the clock.

Del

Not just 'did well', it was a brilliant bit of business.

I thought he was quite good at times, but not 50 Mil in a month of Sunday's.

Does belt out the Brazilian national anthem very well

russian oligarch sells player who is patently worth nowhere near that amount for absurd price to qatar-owned french club under investigation for FFP. everything about that transfer stank.

[mjj]

I thought we did well getting £50 for Luiz tbh. A nice little runner but a bit unreliable on occasion. MoT and tax probably helped.

Interesting to see how much we get for Cech, cos I think he might be on the way. Full service history, impeccably maintained, but to be fair, a few miles on the clock.

Del

Not just 'did well', it was a brilliant bit of business.

I thought he was quite good at times, but not 50 Mil in a month of Sunday's.

Does belt out the Brazilian national anthem very well

russian oligarch sells player who is patently worth nowhere near that amount for absurd price to qatar-owned french club under investigation for FFP. everything about that transfer stank.

Nice tinfoil hat you have there. Fetching.

[StevieH]

I thought we did well getting £50 for Luiz tbh. A nice little runner but a bit unreliable on occasion. MoT and tax probably helped.

Interesting to see how much we get for Cech, cos I think he might be on the way. Full service history, impeccably maintained, but to be fair, a few miles on the clock.

Del

Not just 'did well', it was a brilliant bit of business.

I thought he was quite good at times, but not 50 Mil in a month of Sunday's.

Does belt out the Brazilian national anthem very well

russian oligarch sells player who is patently worth nowhere near that amount for absurd price to qatar-owned french club under investigation for FFP. everything about that transfer stank.

Nice tinfoil hat you have there. Fetching.

only the most one-eyed chelsea fan could possibly make a case for david luiz being worth 50m.

[mjj]

I thought we did well getting £50 for Luiz tbh. A nice little runner but a bit unreliable on occasion. MoT and tax probably helped.

Interesting to see how much we get for Cech, cos I think he might be on the way. Full service history, impeccably maintained, but to be fair, a few miles on the clock.

Del

Not just 'did well', it was a brilliant bit of business.

I thought he was quite good at times, but not 50 Mil in a month of Sunday's.

Does belt out the Brazilian national anthem very well

russian oligarch sells player who is patently worth nowhere near that amount for absurd price to qatar-owned french club under investigation for FFP. everything about that transfer stank.

Nice tinfoil hat you have there. Fetching.

only the most one-eyed chelsea fan could possibly make a case for david luiz being worth 50m.

Only the most one-eyed Liverpool fan could possibly make a case for Andy Carroll being worth 35m.

[Chicog]

Only the most one-eyed Liverpool fan could possibly make a case for Andy Carroll being worth 35m.

I don't think I've ever heard a Liverpool fan say Carroll was worth that, but he was really all that was available on deadline day, and Newcastle knew how much the scousers had in the Abbey National Young Savers account.

[StevieH]

Only the most one-eyed Liverpool fan could possibly make a case for Andy Carroll being worth 35m.

I don't think I've ever heard a Liverpool fan say Carroll was worth that, but he was really all that was available on deadline day, and Newcastle knew how much the scousers had in the Abbey National Young Savers account.

well quite. carroll was an absurdly over-priced panic buy. luiz looks like money-laundering.

[P45Mustang]

Yep. That's what you call dry cleaning.

Bought Luiz for 25mil Euro, sold him for 50mil GBP.

Nice exchange rate.

Makes up for Shanghai Sh!thouse not paying Drogba's wages.

[P45Mustang]

Well, what do you think against Burnley.

Costa.

? ? ?

Fabregas Matic

Luis Terry Cahill Azpuletc

Courtois

[mjj]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

[P45Mustang]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

Sky reporting Courtois is in.

[mjj]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

Sky reporting Courtois is in.

Bloomin 'eck!

[P45Mustang]

If true, possibility exists Cech might go.

Mourinho knows what he's doing.

Up to Cech what happens I suppose.

[P45Mustang]

Chelsea starting lineup (4-2-3-1):

Thibaut Courtois | Cesar Azpilicueta, John Terry, Gary Cahill, Branislav Ivanovic | Nemanja Matic, Cesc Fabregas | Eden Hazard, Oscar, Andre Schurrle | Diego Costa

Substitutes from: Petr Cech, Kurt Zouma, Filipe Luis, Mikel, Willian, Fernando Torres, Didier Drogba

Well here we fcking go then.

[rijit]

No Courtois you lift your arms when someone shoots high not drop them by yourside as the ball fly's by your shoulder

still 1-1 as i'm typing

[P45Mustang]

Right. That was fcking boring wasn't it.

Chelsea crisper than a Samsung HD telly.

3-1 up and we've got Costa ( quality ) AND Drogba on the pitch.

Signal picked up loud and clear Jose.

If the other fckers aren't picking it up, they must have their heads down the fcking toilet.

(Matic. Quality. )

Well done boys.

[kurtramsbottom]

Samsungs' fall apart after the warranty runs out & it's damned hard to find a replacement...Chelsea need Fabregas to stay fit!

Costa has earned himself a reputation as a diver already & the new keeper looks dodgy if a shot comes directly into his arc.

[P45Mustang]

Uh oh. Sounds like we've got a wnker who has just extracted his head from the toilet and is thinking what are we going to do now.

Throw some sh!t

Quality.

[P45Mustang]

Fabregas and Costa, great signings. Matic is class. All the other boys looking crisp and sharp.

Nice one Jose.

[kurtramsbottom]

^ Give a dog a bone & what does he do? Sniff his own arse!!

[mjj]

Samsungs' fall apart after the warranty runs out & it's damned hard to find a replacement...Chelsea need Fabregas to stay fit!

Costa has earned himself a reputation as a diver already & the new keeper looks dodgy if a shot comes directly into his arc.

Yeah, we are a one man team, Courtois should be sold and Costa is a diver.

Thank you for your wonderful insight Mr SheepsButt. :-)

[kurtramsbottom]

Just as P45 is enjoying the company of his own arse a little fart adds to the fragrance!!

[mjj]

Just as P45 is enjoying the company of his own arse a little fart adds to the fragrance!!

I see you will be a delightful addition to the footie forum............well done SB.

[kurtramsbottom]

Blimey you live up to your signature strap...Why don't you just change it to' Mjj the master of ripping noobs a new arse'ole'

[carmine]

Only the most one-eyed Liverpool fan could possibly make a case for Andy Carroll being worth 35m.

I don't think I've ever heard a Liverpool fan say Carroll was worth that, but he was really all that was available on deadline day, and Newcastle knew how much the scousers had in the Abbey National Young Savers account.

Correct.

Incidentally, if Luiz is worth 50m then presumably we could get close to 40m for Dawson. I wonder if Hull City have that kind of dosh?

[carmine]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

Sky reporting Courtois is in.

Bloomin 'eck!

Courtois is your first choice as i expected. He wasn't brought back to sit on the bench. Argueably the second best keeper in the world behind Neuer

[mjj]

Blimey you live up to your signature strap...Why don't you just change it to' Mjj the master of ripping noobs a new arse'ole'

Made me chuckle. :-D

[mjj]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

Sky reporting Courtois is in.

Bloomin 'eck!

Courtois is your first choice as i expected. He wasn't brought back to sit on the bench. Argueably the second best keeper in the world behind Neuer

Hmm, tbh, I would rather keeps them both at least until January. Cech is still a quality keeper and Courtois needs time to prove his pl worth.

[kurtramsbottom]

Oscar and Hazard definately and probably Willian over Schurrlé.

Sky reporting Courtois is in.

Bloomin 'eck!

Courtois is your first choice as i expected. He wasn't brought back to sit on the bench. Argueably the second best keeper in the world behind Neuer

Anyone that can link the left half of his brain with the right half of his brain without the hindrance of alcohol at the same time would agree.

Edit

Anything going in the top corners he will put his frame into good use ,nail it at him though? lets see if tonight was nerves ...He is quality though ,Cech like pepe for LFC will move on.Best days behind him.

Edited August 18, 2014 by kurtramsbottom

[kurtramsbottom]

How funny it was to hear Chelsea supporterssinging about Stevie Gerrard with such gusto ,John Terry must've felt so awkward!!

[StevieH]

How funny it was to hear Chelsea supporterssinging about Stevie Gerrard with such gusto ,John Terry must've felt so awkward!!

seems like that's going to be a running theme this season. fans singing about gerrard when not playing liverpool. sad gets they are.