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A man is stuck in traffic on the Hume Highway at Bass Hill. He asks a Police officer about the delay, as he is walking from car to car, speaking to each driver.

The Policeman says, “There are three Muslims blocking the traffic and threatening

to douse themselves with petrol and set themselves on fire if we don’t get them airline tickets to the Middle East.

So we’re taking up a collection for them”.

The man replies, “How much have you got so far?”

The Policeman responds, “About 60 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning”.

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