Not really a joke but,,,

[Lickey]

I was sitting outside our house/buisness place,this is normal for me every evening and has been for 10 years now,anyway this fella walking past said hello, i said good evening, he said you are english? i replied yes, and i think you are german?

He said yes i am, ah england,land of fish & chips, have you been to germany?

Yes, many times touring on my motorbike,

He continued by saying we have many wonderful places , our cities the gardens, on & on he went, then he said our Parks are the top of all Europe, do you have a good special park in England?

I was getting a bit fed up of listening to him, so i said yes, very special, Bletchley !! with that he went off,,