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The comedy keeps coming and the EC keeps giving. This from Si Sa Ket province where jittery officials seized paper flags with "Ga No" written on it. The officials thought this from trouble makers urging for No vote. Turned out to be a promotion asking participants to attend a company presentation. Company name is Ga Nobrand coffee. 555

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Prayuth would be very wise to tell the nation to restrain their pets, animals and small children. Threats can come from cows eating these papers, crocodiles snapping at them, and of course dogs, cats and other animals. Little children could be restrained with dog collars and leashes or just locked in chicken coops. This is a sensitive time and there should be a 20-day period for restraining these animals and toddlers. Parents and owners who fail to do so should face that 10-year prison term. Are you listening great leader of the golden age? Stop the problem before it happens. Lock 'em down.

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What else would you expect from a banana republic?

Monkey business in elections... clap2.gif

I would recommend forming a committee or two to try to establish the chain of command between the monkeys and the 8 years old girls...

Cannot be a coincidence; must be sedition

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It has been confirmed by the authorities that they have identified the monkey's concerned and that they were smuggled in from "outside" the country (Thai monkey's would never destroy government documents). They were also being fed bananas by "unseen forces"

The intent, says a source familiar with the matter, was to destabilise the nation and their actions were 'politically motivated'

"any groups of more than five monkey's will be arrested" the source further confirmed with Section 44 being invoked

The source further hoped that Lings will be better in the future

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Found nn the news (this is not a joke): "pakistani spy pigeon arrested in India"

Also:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/Monkey-amp39arrestedamp39-in-Pak-for-crossing-India-border/articleshow/10995446.cms

I'm sure it is not a joke. When it comes to the "paranoia stakes" the Indian and Pakistan militarily mutual suspicion leaves The Thai military / governing classes in the shade!

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Found nn the news (this is not a joke): "pakistani spy pigeon arrested in India"

Also:

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/Monkey-amp39arrestedamp39-in-Pak-for-crossing-India-border/articleshow/10995446.cms

I'm sure it is not a joke. When it comes to the "paranoia stakes" the Indian and Pakistan militarily mutual suspicion leaves The Thai military / governing classes in the shade!

It was caught when heard cooing in Urdhu.

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