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Chasing Kayo

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:D Kayo is not supposed to see your WEDDING-dress, yet...... :D

what happened to your face ? :o

LaoPo

I didnt want to show my face due to the strange elongated shape of it :D:D

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:D Kayo is not supposed to see your WEDDING-dress, yet...... :D

what happened to your face ? :o

LaoPo

I didnt want to show my face due to the strange elongated shape of it :D:D

Really? I thought that was you in your avatar!

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:D Kayo is not supposed to see your WEDDING-dress, yet...... :D

what happened to your face ? :o

LaoPo

I didnt want to show my face due to the strange elongated shape of it :D:D

Really? I thought that was you in your avatar!

Alas, that was me before the accident :D

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:D Kayo is not supposed to see your WEDDING-dress, yet...... :D

what happened to your face ? :o

LaoPo

I didnt want to show my face due to the strange elongated shape of it :D:D

Really? I thought that was you in your avatar!

Alas, that was me before the accident :D

Well don't bother up-dating it. It's one of the best on tv!!!

a cheesy grin on my face

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What makes me think it was something around the first comment that was edited :o

I used to follow Ko round as well, then I started understanding what he was writing, decided I needed help toot sweet.

Good Luck Soph, you're gonna need it :D

Moss

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:D Kayo is not supposed to see your WEDDING-dress, yet...... :D

what happened to your face ? :o

LaoPo

I didnt want to show my face due to the strange elongated shape of it :D:D

Face like a horse ?

:D:D

:D

Purple is my favorite colour, though.

Actually, I'm dead curious what you look like. :D

Actually, I'm dead curious what you look like darling on our wedding day....I LOVE YOU ! :D

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LaoPo :o

:o
:D

:o Dead curious? You sound like a scouser! :D

:D

:D Dead curious? You sound like a scouser! :D

.......and that would not be good.!!!! :D:o:D

redrus

:D

:D Dead curious? You sound like a scouser! :D

.......and that would not be good.!!!! :D:o:D

redrus

I think it would be great, can you imagine kayo saying (in a scouse accent) 'eh, look at the size 'o' me cock! It's great!' It's dead 'ard! Ya know what I mean like!'

I think it would be great, can you imagine kayo saying (in a scouse accent) 'eh, look at the size 'o' me cock! It's great!' It's dead 'ard! Ya know what I mean like!'

He come on you guys. Don't you dare to touch me friend Kayo cause I happen to know he HAS indeed a very big Cock, ok?

So now, bugger off :o

Kayo: if you need any help, just call me, ok?...and..............I'm sure Soph will like the big guy too !

LaoPo :D

:o:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

K have you been showing your cock again....??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

K a scouser...???? LOL - what would you say to that K?

:o:D:D

Lern yerself scouse.

Ullo dur!............. Greetings! Pleased to make your aquaintance

Wack................ Sir

Yis................. Yes

Antwaccky...... Dead Old; Ancient

Any Road ............. Anyways, whatever

Arse Bandit,......... Shirt lifter, queer as a nine bob note Homosexual

Oldies............. Old People

backie, crogger... passenger ride on bicycle

Bummin'......... Begging

Darrafact........ Is that so?

Eye Wipe!....... You have been proved to be incorrect!

purra flukes 'ead onum.. he hit me hard

Binbagged....... Thrown out by your bird/feller

Gizalite........... Could you oblige me with a match please?

Ay ay............. I Say!

La.................. I say, young man

Ere, tatty 'ead!..... I say, young woman

Cum 'ed den... Well, come on then?

Go 'ed den...... Well, go on then?

Boogaroff....... No, please depart

Yockered........ Spat out something a bit green!

Wudden mind... Yes Please

warra yer like?.... Get away, I am surprised!

Ta, Wack........ Thanks, I am most grateful

Make yer name Walker, Wack..... Please go away

Y'know like..... meaningless interjection

Ere's yer 'at, wur's de 'urry?..... Its been nice but I have to go now

Yer wha?........ Do I hear you correctly?

'avin' a bevvy...... Having a drink of beer

Council Pop..... Water

T'sarrahwell.... Farewell

Sarawak......... Farewell, sir

I dunno a blind werd 'e sez?....... I do not understand him

I wanna.......... I want to

Yer wanna...... You ought to

Worrel?.......... What will?

Gizza dirty big plate of.... A VERY large portion please

Scoop............. Pint, usually of beer

Muck in - yer at yer grannies........ Bon Appetit!

I'le mug yer..... My treat!

Gear (followed by belch)...... Thanks, I enjoyed that

Ta mate, do the same when I'm carryin...... I return the favour when I have money

We wuz playin'..... We were playing

ollies.............. marbles

dimps............. Recently discarded cigarette butts still with a few "drags" left in them

casey............. full sized soccer ball

crozzy............ riding on the crossbars (bike)

tanner-megger....... small football

fagger out....... fielder at cricket

wid de corky... real cricket ball

Scaldy............ swimming hole, part of canal warm with industrial effluent

Got no bayden cozzie....... I have no swim suit

Down de jigger.... Into this alley

saggin' skewl.. playing truant

Skippin' leckies.... Illicit riding on trams

Me Ma'll deck ya.... (If you persist in this) my mother will hit you

Leg it!............. Lets escape, ******* is coming, run!

Less bunk into de pictures..... Lets go into the film without paying

Dale, as in dale do.. They will, They will do

lugole............. The ear

dollypegs........ The legs

er bristlers...... her bosom

mitts.............. The hands

webs.............. The feet

pickun an kewins.. The contents of a finger up the nose then withdrawn!

der t'ingy........ any object whatsoever

Ee wuz gawpin' wid eyes like 'atpegs.... He looked surprised

Give yer chin a res......t Be silent

Purra zip on it..... Please be silent

Yistiddy.......... Yesterday

thisavvay, disavvy....... This afternoon

termorrer, t'sermorrer.... Tomorrow

Gear, de gear Excellent,...... suitable, satisfactory

Its crackin' de flags...... The weather is hot (flags = flagstones)

Cold enuff fer two purra bootlaces ........The weather is very cold

Gorran 'ead as big as Birkened...... Rather self assured

Ee lewks like de 'unchback of Knotty Ash...... Of a rather grotesque appearance

Gorra mouf like a parish oven...... Rather talkative

Ee's a gud skin....... An agreeable fellow

Yer gorra cob on v?..... You are in a bad mood

we 'ad a do lassnight.... We had a party last night

Mery's stepdashin'... Mary is scrubbing the steps

De mickeys are lettin' on de roof.... Pigeons are alighting on the roof

De shawlies wuz janglin' .....Irish ladies were gossiping

Wunce in evry Prestin guild.... Very infrequently

When Donnelly docked or when Dick docked....... A long time ago; Donnelly referring to Irish immigration

Der muckman, de binnie..... Refuse collector

De rentfella..... Rent Collector

De clubman..... Insurance collector, or other collector

De ragman...... The old clothes man

de tallyman..... Hire purchase collector

De tatter......... Rag collector

brassik (borasic lint)..... skint

am on me arse 'ere...... skint, poor

De milkfella..... Milk Man

De lecky man.. The electric meter reader

'arf chocker.... Half an house brick as opposed to a complete one.

chocker.......... can also mean full

Lissen to 'is rantin.. He is knocking loudly

Uz .....................I, me

Yer, Yiz............ You, Yours

Yews.............. You (plural)

Me Nin, me gran.... My grandmother

Me owl gerl, me mam..... My mother

Dem................ They, those

Me judy, me tart.... My lady friend, wife

'ave yer tapped?.... Has the young lady agreed to your advances?

me fella........... My boy friend, husband

'im derisively ....- My husband

me gerls ole fella... My father in law

Me dar, de ole man .....My father

Are kid........... My brother

De unkill......... My uncle

De ant............. My Aunt

Are moggy...... Our cat

De jigger rabbit..... Stray cat

Meladdo.......... An unnamed, but known, person

Yer a derty stopout .........Your rather nocturnal in nature

Livin' over de brush...... Living in sin

She giv 'im de rounds..... They had an altercation

Cogger, left footer ..........Catholic

Farder bunloaf ...........Catholic priest

Crosscut.......... Chinese woman

Smoked Irishman or smoked Paddy...... Coloured person

Corksucker............ An American

Proddy Dog........ Protestant

Blammo or Blabbo...... Negro

de bizzies, scuffers ...... Police

De firebobby or Ikky the firebobby...... A Fireman

Cud wind de liver clock.......... Tall person

Basil belly......... Fat man

Diddyman........ Small person

Luggy....... person with only one ear

wingy....... person with one arm

gammy 'anded, cack 'anded..... Left handed

Professer Messer......... didactic person

Ee's a mush........... A stranger

De pool.......... The City of Liverpool

De one eyed city...... Birkenhead

Whur bugs wear clogs... Bootle

Whur de play tick wid 'atchets...... Dingle

De Anfield bone Orchard...... Anfield Cemetery

Joe Gerk's or the big 'ouse..... Walton Prison

De grotter....... Santa's grotto - in dept stores

De Mersey Funnel or Paddy's Wigwam........ Catholic Cathedral

Whur wuz yer when I 'ad de coppers?.... You have missed a drink

De entrance fee, de latchlifter...... price of a half pint

Cost millyins....... Expensive

Sub................ A loan

Not wert a lite.. Valueless

Dis pura kecks is too tight...... These trousers are tight

deese are me bezzies...... These are my best clothes

I wanna new wicker wacker.... I require a new suit, my man

Nearly in me burr webs.......... My shoes are worn out

Your very ickey.................... You are rather dandified

Wanna gansey fer me lad...... I want a jersey for my boy

Dem's Martin 'enries.............. Cheap clothes

Yer gorrup like a pox doctors clerk..... Your overdressed

I wanna............. I require

Desert wellies.......... Sandals

Cow-juice............. Milk

Conny-onny Condensed Milk

Sarneys...... Sandwiches

Hey! Yu wid de 'ead!........... Waiter!

Ee wont crack on........... He is ignoring us

A cuppa tea an' a long sit-down..... It is cold outside

Gissome ...........Please serve us with..

Scouse........... Pot-au-feu l'hiver poule

Tramstopper... Large slice of bread

Toxteth Briefcase... Portable Stereo or Ghetto Blaster

Kirkby Kiss..... Head butting an opponent in the face.

Courtesy of Fritz Speigle .... he used to be an acquaintance... I don't think he'll mind.

Taddy, Dat's not wert a lite. I'm ginna Krikby Kiss ya right doown to the ol' bone orchard, for i thought "he's a good skin" but yerjus' a tram stopper. No boogeroof wid yer Scouse <deleted>.

:o

Zaz, I don't show my cock to nobody but my chickee'doo's!

Zaz, I don't show my cock to nobody but my chickee'doo's!

:o

Ta Lah :D

tho somtimes i let laopo take it for a walk...(see above post #42)

tho somtimes i let laopo take it for a walk...(see above post #42)

That's fine, but only on Sunday from 4 - 5 PM, and I won't take the cock in my hands, you hear ! :o ...too big for me.

LaoPo

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tho somtimes i let laopo take it for a walk...(see above post #42)

That's fine, but only on Sunday from 4 - 5 PM, and I won't take the cock in my hands, you hear ! :o ...too big for me.

LaoPo

Just logged back on, thiws big cock ting is hilarious :D

COCK ON

taddy, I sincerely hope that is not you in drag riding my cock?! :o

I mean stalking me is one thing. I'm no cheesy american. I can handle that. take you down a soi and ...

But riding my cock... mate..., that's an offence worthy of cement boots and a swim.

taddy, I sincerely hope that is not you in drag riding my cock?! :D

I can guarantee the rider is female, should be obvious as you can see the cock has gone rock hard :o:D

For kayo, I knew you had a thing for chickens.

For Thaddeus, did you know Fritz Spiegel? So did I. How did you know him?

For Soph, were you drunk when you wrote the above post?

For Thaddeus, did you know Fritz Spiegel? So did I. How did you know him?

I did, a long time ago.

I was one of the primary instigators of the AppleCentre Liverpool and Fritz was a Mac user..... all the other techies were busy (I used to run the in-house training courses) when he called one day with a problem, I had to be despatched.

He was then very insistent that I was the only member of staff allowed in his house (yes, I impressed him that much!)

Fascinating man .... damned fine musician too. 1926-2003 a sad loss.

yeah, good ol' Fritz -

- Frits? Fritz? Who the F%&$ is Fritz?

He used to stalk me too...

yeah, good ol' Fritz -

- Frits? Fritz? Who the F%&$ is Fritz?

He used to stalk me too...

My first proper bellyLOL all day :o . Coincides with my first beer too.....

Cheers fella, chok dee. :D

redrus

yeah, good ol' Fritz -

- Frits? Fritz? Who the F%&$ is Fritz?

He used to stalk me too...

Do me and yourself a favour Kayo, poke fun at the world, ridicule the senseless, laugh at the failings of government structures, but..... don't take the piss out of a very talented individual that I had the pleasure of knowing, I know he wouldn't do it to you, even though he could. (no emoticon required or applicable)

Sorry Thaddeus. You are right. I got a wee bit carried away. For what it may or may not be worth, I meant it in light hearted jest, as I hope you know.

Innappropriate however, I grant.

Katoot Khrap

edit: 10minutes later

I have just read a most interesting and enlightening biography of the man in question and the only word i can use, and will. Respect.

Thank you Kayo .... handshake taken and accepted :o

Now..... carry on with the nonsense :D

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