elgordo38 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just now, monkey4u said: I missed that one Always willing to help out a friend. Then there is the one about a safe being hoisted up and hitting him in the head while out and about. Yeah I know my imagination runs away with itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natway09 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 For the next 2 nights just bring another pretty home & do the business. Maybe she will get the message or want to join in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elgordo38 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, natway09 said: For the next 2 nights just bring another pretty home & do the business. Maybe she will get the message or want to join in Is that called a triplesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Tell her the man next door just won the lottery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatproblem Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 It's good to live alone ,I live with my son ,I will not let my gf move in ,when she leaves a bag I put it near the door for next day when she comes ,I give she go home for sleep ,now I want what I want ,if she's not happy with that up to her . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjoo888 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 What's the real man's definition of the word "eternity?" ...from the time you come (sic), 'til the time she leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTIRIOS Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 ...jeez...you want someone else to fix it for you.... ...you led her on or said and did things that gave her the impetus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bark Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Maybe grow a set of balls ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 ask her if she is into anal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandLOS Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Tell her that your adopted sister is coming over for a while and you need the space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonray Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Tell her you are glad the two of you can now face the ghost together when he comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, bark said: Maybe grow a set of balls ! I was waiting for this one!!!,but you are right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 How to prevent Thai girl moving in my apartment? Tie her up very, very tightly, round the hands and feet. Don't forget to tape her mouth so that her lips can't move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight8 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 On 31/10/2016 at 7:00 AM, impulse said: Just a bag? Better check your cabinets... You do realise how much clothes your average Thai framed girl can fit in one bag ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatertot Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Came back to the apt house last week to witness on the steps a Falang trying to deliver this kind of news to a lass who had enough luggage in tow to take a world tour. She was intent on moving in, and he were busy trying to explain "that's not what he meant" She weren't no high end city girl, more a rough hew country bumpkin with a leopard skin dress and heels. Gawd it was painful to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckio Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 take a hammer to one of your pipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deli Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 If she is staying in a roll, you have breakfast and dinner included ;P Wife is a good excuse or mai mii tang always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Was this pay for play? If so, pay her and tell her that her services are no longer required. If not, tell her that you "need some space" and "it's not her, it's you", etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Lock the door, turn off the lights, close the curtains, pretend not to be home..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speckio Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 actually asking her to help pay for rent or help pay the bills will probably get rid of her... most thai girls are looking for someone to take care of them.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooHaa Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mduras01 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just make sure you aren't standing on the balcony when you break it to herSent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) Personally I don't feel for your situation, because you allowed her to take control of your manhood space, and now you have to deal with it, but obviously you can't hence the reason you are asking us on TVF to help bail you. You are already worried about hurting her feelings, ah hello, this is about you, not her, if you can't man up, just tell her your going away for a few days, and do just that, stay at a place around the corner if you must, that or start urinating all over the toilet seat, take a big crap and close the door afterwards, try to time it just before she is going for a shower, or suggest for her to take one after you have taken your crap, fart as often as you can, especially in bed, burp a lot, get friends to call you and not talk, you answer with sorry honey, I am unavailable tonight, but I will see you tomorrow night, and if she asks who it was on the phone, say it was your ex, she wants to talk about getting back together, so I will see her tomorrow night, then after tell her your back together and next time have your guard up, Christ !!! I don't know, I am just grabbing them as they come to mind, but learn from your mistakes man, woman are cunning and better planners than us because we are too busy being distracted with them flashing it, while they are building that web at the same time, make it a clear rule, no stay overs, I never let a female stay over in my hotel when on holiday, because of what they will try the following day, that and I don't think its fair to my wife 555 Sorry if I sound harsh, but this is how guys get in the shit, because they are soft cocks, women need to be handled, not us, so learn to build a web like they do. Best of luck, and don't let us down ! Edited November 2, 2016 by 4MyEgo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinisaan Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Easy question. Look for another one with a big apartment where you can move in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostinisaan Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 19 minutes ago, HooHaa said: over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong? Never had a real woman and always a fake one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, SOTIRIOS said: ...jeez...you want someone else to fix it for you.... ...you led her on or said and did things that gave her the impetus... You hit the nail on the head, no cohones or is that arhithia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 36 minutes ago, HooHaa said: over 20 years in thailand and i have never had this issue. i wonder what im doing wrong? Badda bing, badda bang, badda booooom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changwatchap Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) Have you not left the house for three days?? How is she still there? If I ever want a girl to leave my condo (tired, busy, or regret it!), I just say im going out to the gym, take her to bus/BTS station, and when she is out of sight I walk back home. Unless you are letting her stay there while you go out, in which case congratulations, you f'ed up big time. You just gave up all your personal space to a girl who isn't even your girlfriend. Good luck if you ever try to break off with her because now it's going to be ten times as difficult. Edited November 2, 2016 by Changwatchap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connda Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Ahhhmmm, show her the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retiredandhappyhere Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Tell her the local mafia are calling tomorrow for the rent which you dont have. Can she help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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