The Pianist

[Road_Runner]

A man walks into a bar with a gym bag over his shoulder.

He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches into the bag again and pulls out a small piano and puts it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag for the third time and pulls out a tiny piano stool, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by once again reaching into the bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp.

He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here, rub this."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a huge puff of smoke and a genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.

It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "You know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

[Pink Mist]

a 300 mm pianist

[guardian]

:D

[Grover]

good story

[Pink Mist]

a 300 mm pom would be good

[Grover]

I would of settled for a million fcks

Edited December 3, 2006 by Grover

[guardian]

I would of settled for a million fcks

cocks

[Little Black Duck]

Just think he's big/small enough to tickle the ovaries as well as the ivories..