What do you do here that you'd never (probably never) do back home?

[Shiver]

On 12/11/2016 at 9:41 AM, 4MyEgo said:

 

1) It works both ways, you are also adding value (BIG TIME) to her life, never forget that

 

2) When the going gets tough, remember who is boss, never allow a female to tell you otherwise, you are BOSS !

 

3) Loads of fish in the sea, and she must always know that when she raises her head to strike 555

I think I must have jinxed myself in writing that.  A few days ago I would have described a fairy tale.  Today she's having a strop.  She 'says' it's because I drink beer too much.  That I interpret as 'too often', not too much, as I'm a lightweight compared to many.

I did some introspection and thought...well I did have one more that night (1, not 2 or 3), and I did speak a little loud to a particular farang that was w'nkered and I told him I didn't want to interact with him for 24 hours after which I would have had time to let his obnoxious behaviour blow over, but that was all.  I wondered if the issues were about rag week, but then it occurred to me it was each time someone else did something (there was another one swearing about Thais and Buddhism and I asked him to back off with his rant, and posed a couple of counter claims to give him a way out), then it dawned on me that she was losing face each time (as she perceived things), and her saying too much beer really means she doesn't like the company I was keeping and was bored sitting with a bunch of old farangs drinking and mouthing off.  It's not the best pass time of course, but it's the only social interaction I get so when I'm there I drink beer.  If I stayed home I wouldn't drink anything, but I still wouldn't have any quality time since conversations usually involve interrupting a game on her phone or making it last more than 3 minutes and giving her a headache making her think a little.

 

She's with the rellos at the moment as Grandpa is in hospital and she thinks she has to take care of me when I'm quite capable of doing everything myself, but I guess she has that issue of needing to be needed and everything would collapse if she's not there (which is true of the village responsibilities, but not here).

Anyhow, thanks for the reminder.  That would have been standard fare for me 15 years ago when I had to actually work for the attention of the fairer kind.  Game being somewhat different here I've got lax and need to check the ropes before it goes adrift.

Direct talk doesn't work so well with Thais unless it's full on confrontation, so I'll have to dream up a couple of hints to get her to put herself back in line rather than me kicking her heals back over the line.

Thank you once again for the no nonsense approach.  You don't get much of that to the baht these days.

[aerozeppelin]

- Date a prostitute

- Live on the ground floor

- Wondering if my lady for the night really is a female.

[baneko]

Ride my bike pissed with no helmet.

[maprao]

Before getting married
Have nine naked ladies all between 18 and 25 in my room all night:D:D;)

Or was that a dream???? A long long time ago

[jackTheRipper]

Look forward to the 'winter' months.

[nausea]

Aw c'mon, the answer is rather obvious. If you don't do it you know it's there. Like my time at Brighton, knew the sea was there, but it loses it's attraction when it's easy to get. 

[anotheruser]

Have a completely over inflated sense of my own self worth, even when I am sober. 

[maprao]

Take advice from someone who only attended a mediocre school for a total of 6 years before quiting for whatever reason!

[Wilsonandson]

Make love to a man. Not appealing back home but some of the ladyboys who've had the snip and adams apple removed are near impossible to tell what gender they are. So I must have crossed the line somewhere since being here. Does that bother me. No, its 2017 not 1817 its the way of the modern world we live in. I think in another 20 years we'll be having sex with robots. Live today, not tomorrow.

[HooHaa]

read thai visa

[siamcrut]

Drinking a coconut to cure my hangover.


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[Jdiddy]

Do runners from cops on a 250cc

[tutsiwarrior]

hard to say...I was 30 years younger when I last lived 'back home'...folks that I useta know say: 'you wouldn't fit in around here anymore...'

 

virtue is its own reward...

 

 

[Boon Mee]

Drive on the left hand side of the road attempting to avoid all the wrong-way motocye maniacs. 

[rott]

At home I used to give my collars and cuffs a quick doing before putting them in the machine, here it's the collars and armpits. And there are other things but I would rather not say even on an anonymous internet forum.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Wilsonandson.

Amen to that brother.Only in Thailand

[bannork]

Sit on my balcony and enjoy the full moon and a glass of whisky in January wearing only a T shirt and shorts.

[ChiangMaiLightning2143]

Pay to have my laundry done. Eat out every meal. Ride a motorbike. Get a massage. Drink a beer outside of a restaurant or private residence (probably be jailed 5 years and given mandatory alcohol therapy). Watch what I say about some political subject. Eat various strange foods. See an elephant chained by the side of the road and drive by without stopping.

Listen to "country" music.



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[baneko]

Eat rat!

[transam]

Drive slowly........

[Ace of Pop]

Pick my nose in public to fit in with Thai Culture


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[metisdead]

Grammar police troll posts and replies have been removed. 

[Ace of Pop]

Drink and Drive


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[grollies]

On 05/01/2017 at 3:42 PM, anotheruser said:

Have a completely over inflated sense of my own self worth, even when I am sober. 

'Over inflated' should be hyphenated thus:

 

"Over-inflated"

 

And I'm sober

 

[mfd101]

9 minutes ago, grollies said:

On 1/5/2560 at 3:42 PM, anotheruser said:

Have a completely over inflated sense of my own self worth, even when I am sober. 

'Over inflated' should be hyphenated thus:

 

"Over-inflated"

 

And I'm sober

In any case, the 'over' is redundant..

[anotheruser]

Just now, mfd101 said:

In any case, the 'over' is redundant..

It could have been phrased overly inflated as well etc. etc. etc.

[grollies]

12 minutes ago, mfd101 said:

In any case, the 'over' is redundant..

Normally yes but here the simple infinitive subjunctive is used. "over-" is used as an emphasis of the verb "inflate" to conjugate the verb.

[anotheruser]

I wouldn't be able to pick at other people's grammar back home but people seem to do so here. :)

[grollies]

5 minutes ago, anotheruser said:

I wouldn't be able to pick at other people's grammar back home but people seem to do so here. :)

I haven't got a clue what any of that meant.

 

My Latin mistress would be turning in her grave.

[anotheruser]

Just now, grollies said:

I haven't got a clue what any of that meant.

 

My Latin mistress would be turning in her grave.

i iz mean i aint dun gud in englihs