autanic Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Hey Guys well what a interesting few months we have had. Despite everything I have said in the past, I am coming back to Thailand and bringing some much needed ill gotten gains. Around £50,000 in cash (actually in £20 notes, all crisps and clean), just the way the banks in Thailand like them. I have all my customer paperwork and declarations filled out and cannot wait to get back to the Land of Smiles. I know I complain a lot when I am there, but life without the Thais is a life simply not worth living. December 23rd (Tomorrow), Manchester Emirate Business Class. 10AM. Lets spend some mothrfkng money and let me here me bitches say " I LOVE THAILAND". !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wprime Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Good story. A++ would read again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) Let us know what flight you're on and we'll send a private limo to take you and your cash to your hotel. He may need to make a stop along the way. Nothing to worry about, though. Honest. Edit: BTW, have you checked to see if carrying the cash will meet the requirements for what you want to do with the money? For some purposes, the money needs to be wired into the country. If you're going to spend it all on Chang and ladies, it's probably not a problem. If it's for purchasing a condo or investing in a business, you may want to check. I don't know if the customs documents are adequate to show the money came from outside Thailand. Edited December 22, 2016 by impulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autanic Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 (edited) I have checked, as long as I declare it out of the UK and have source of funds, which was savings. Make the paperwork in Thailand for holiday purposes. 90 day visa. There is a little girl up in a little village. In a little "hut" who makes the the best damn Jungle Curry. I intend to spend my life eating and (well you know what) and chillaxing. I want to buy her Children (Not mine), new School Uniforms, Books, laptops etc and really make a difference to the village as much as I can, while have the best time ever. Its only when you have left Thailand, that you realise, just how fricken much you love the people. The beaches etc are alright too, but for me its the people, I come back for. There is genuinely not much I would not do for them. Before I sound like a Pedo. The little girl is around 4 foot 9 and is 43 years old. I am 42 and 6 foot 3. (Just thought I would nip that one in the bud). Edited December 22, 2016 by autanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phetphet Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future. The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020. Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England. Forewarned is forearmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotpoom Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 One born every minute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I look forward to reading the story of "Honest Bangkok cabbie returns 50,000 quid to forgetful Brit". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I have already had several inquiries regarding what flight and time are you arriving. They would like to meet you at the airport and take you to your hotel. They all work in a bar and appear very honest and sincere so let us know if your up for the company for a few weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 5 hours ago, autanic said: I have checked, as long as I declare it out of the UK and have source of funds, which was savings. Make the paperwork in Thailand for holiday purposes. 90 day visa. There is a little girl up in a little village. In a little "hut" who makes the the best damn Jungle Curry. I intend to spend my life eating and (well you know what) and chillaxing. I want to buy her Children (Not mine), new School Uniforms, Books, laptops etc and really make a difference to the village as much as I can, while have the best time ever. Its only when you have left Thailand, that you realise, just how fricken much you love the people. The beaches etc are alright too, but for me its the people, I come back for. There is genuinely not much I would not do for them. Before I sound like a Pedo. The little girl is around 4 foot 9 and is 43 years old. I am 42 and 6 foot 3. (Just thought I would nip that one in the bud). geeze .... she'll love that your buying school uniforms for her kids ... I reckon those with the laptops etc ... you'll still have 1,995.000 baht left .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlQaholic Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Well, if you spend 200 Baht a day you can stay in Thailand for about.....30 years..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toscano Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain . i cannot see the point ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatproblem Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 5 hours ago, phetphet said: It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future. The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020. Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England. Forewarned is forearmed. Thanks for that information Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Best to arrive with 50 pound notes, as you get a better rate.. worth thinking about.. enjoy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Forgot to say, SuperRich in Central Bangkok gives the best rates... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 33 minutes ago, Toscano said: I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain . i cannot see the point ! People have been giving that sage advice as the GBP sank about 20% against the baht. I guess it depends on your definition of "much safer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catman20 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 who the hell is this OP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12DrinkMore Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 25 minutes ago, Suradit69 said: People have been giving that sage advice as the GBP sank about 20% against the baht. I guess it depends on your definition of "much safer." I have heard that since the GBP was at 65 plus. Same as UK banks are sounder than Thai banks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiver Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Will you be carrying a Rubik's cube when you land? Just so we know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertthebruce Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 It's Christmas ....he is happy.... lets be happy for him..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFishman1 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Crazy TIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mansell Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I will be at the airport to meet you. I will be the one holding the sign, "Farang with 2 million baht, Welcome to Thailand" All the Thai thugs standing behind me...I don't know them, but they may follow us. 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rc2702 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I love thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lungnorm Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I hope you do not regret telling the world how much money you are bringing to Thailand. Word of advice, Shut your Gob. It is bad enough here when they only think your loaded. It can cause a lot of headache and heartache. Enjoy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark T Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 no wonder they call it Land Of Smiles. One ahem coming in every minute and declaring what he is carrying for all to know. you wouldn't get a better set up than this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipBulb Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Either 1. A troll or 2. A bathplug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphere Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 TIT's the season to be jolly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louse1953 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Seeing it is ill gotten,you better stick it where the sun don't shine or you may not have it long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louse1953 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Toscano said: I have to say , I think it very foolish to bring all that money in cash to Thailand , it is much safer left in Britain . i cannot see the point ! He says it's ill gotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deepinthailand Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Really who cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalchaos Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 11 hours ago, phetphet said: It's three years away, but something to bear in mind just in case you are planning to take some of that money (£20 notes), back to the UK sometime in the future. The UK is in the process of changing their paper bank notes over to polymer ones. £10 next year and £20 in 2020. Just in case you arrive in the UK with a wad of twentys, and find you can't spend them without a visit to the Bank of England. Forewarned is forearmed. Never feed a Troll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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