Thai People are turning me MAD!

[Mitkof Island]

And just where did you meet your lovely drunk wife ? 99.999 % of guys are never willing to answer this question . So that already answers the question. And the numerous future problems you will have.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Generalchaos

Love it,you sound like Walter Mathau describinh life with his wife,in a movie years ago...Terrific

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Generalchaos

I read your post and really enjoyed it.It made me laugh,which is not easy to do.I think that most,if not all,of it ,was made up especially to add some humour to this forum. What amazed me was the amount of posters,who took you at your word,and fell upon you,like a pack of ravenous wolves,insulting you and asking inane questions,obviously not seeing the funny side of your post,and generally trying to make you feel bad about what you said.There was the normal insult in the posts,asking you where you met your wife,indicating that she was a bar girl (which is no problem to most of us)I think you are a funny guy,and your sense of humour is refreshing and a welcome addition,to what is sometimes a sombre and depressing forum.Keep it up.I look forward to the next chapter.

[Khon Kaen Dave]

C'mon guy's/ladies,lighten up.Cant you see that this guy is a naturally funny man.He's pulling your legs. If you cant see that,then you have no sense of humour. Do you seriously believe that anybody would put up with such behaviour from his wife? Do you seriously believe most of the things he said in his post.But even if you cant see the funny side,why all the jokes about medication and leaving home etc.I would love to see this guy do stand up,or open mike comedy.I bet he's got loads of material.I like him.

[uptheos]

Time for a non laew kaew drinking partner.

Never too late to be happy again.

[SoiBiker]

If you think publicly slagging off your wife, shooting animals or denigrating an entire nation of people constitutes 'funny', then I think it's your sense of humour we ought to be calling into question here. 

[Dave67]

I get on quite well with my missus , been together 12 years, she doesnt drink and nor do I now.We don't wind each other up much , normally if there is a problem its probably my English accent which she doesnt understand, not a Geordy by the way or a sweaty

[Khon Kaen Dave]

you think too mutt.

[SoiBiker]

I'd rather that than not enough. 

[Khon Kaen Dave]

Well,that would all depend if you ever had a sense of humour,by what i remember,you never did.Your Savation army uniform will be ready for you to pick up,from the cleaners,on friday.

[louse1953]

On 1/8/2017 at 1:16 PM, FritsSikkink said:

So you married an idiot and now Thai people are driving you mad.

Yes,i feel sorry for her.

[louse1953]

On 1/11/2017 at 9:43 AM, Khon Kaen Dave said:

C'mon guy's/ladies,lighten up.Cant you see that this guy is a naturally funny man.He's pulling your legs. If you cant see that,then you have no sense of humour. Do you seriously believe that anybody would put up with such behaviour from his wife? Do you seriously believe most of the things he said in his post.But even if you cant see the funny side,why all the jokes about medication and leaving home etc.I would love to see this guy do stand up,or open mike comedy.I bet he's got loads of material.I like him.

Don't you believe it comrade.Many farangs come here to live the dream and through bad choices of their own making are now living on a pittance,hence the lao khao.They are stuck with their lousy choices,ie building mansions for 2 people in a back of beyond village.Between a rock and a hard place.

[Jai Dee]

I think that this topic has been cooked to a well done stage, and certainly does not need any more fuel.