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  1. 1. Give Texas back to Mexico

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let the mothers declare their own republic then declare war and nuke the bastids...

San Francisco and Nancy Pelosi first!

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let the mothers declare their own republic then declare war and nuke the bastids...

San Francisco and Nancy Pelosi first!

look out, Boon..yer talkin' about the next Speaker of the House..if dubya and cheney were nuked she could become the next president...with extreme prejudice against expat rednecks...

but...she is probably high church PC an wouldn't like me none neither...

but...she is probably high church PC an wouldn't like me none neither...

She definitely wouldn't like any of us riff-raff from southern CA - especially Orange Co. and now call Suphanburi home...

but...she is probably high church PC an wouldn't like me none neither...

She definitely wouldn't like any of us riff-raff from southern CA - especially Orange Co. and now call Suphanburi home...

(a chorus) SWEET HOME SUPHANBURI...(melody to be taken from a well known Lynard Skynard tune, to be sung as an anthem)

but...she is probably high church PC an wouldn't like me none neither...

She definitely wouldn't like any of us riff-raff from southern CA - especially Orange Co. and now call Suphanburi home...

(a chorus) SWEET HOME SUPHANBURI...(melody to be taken from a well known Lynard Skynard tune, to be sung as an anthem)

Big wheels keep on turning

Carry me home to see my kin

Singing songs about the southland

I miss Suphanburi once again

And I think its a sin, yes

Well I heard mister Shin sing about her

Well, I heard ole Toxin put her down

Well, I hope Ole Sondhi will remember

A southern man dont need him around anyhow

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

In Buriram they love the governor

Now we all did what we could do

Now 9/11 does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

'till the next coup

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Here I come Suphanburi

Now Aesok girls have got the answers

And theyve been known to pick a Singh or two

Jeez they get me off so much

They pick me up when Im feeling blue

Now how about you?

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Sweet home Suphanburi

Oh sweet home baby

Where the skies are so blue

And the governors true (yellow)

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddy

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Yea, yea Sonhi got the answer

<deleted> stopped evolution in that place? Is it something in the water or summat.

:o

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Excellent, Thaddeus!

They can have Bush too!

This Bush?

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Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Excellent, Thaddeus!

yessss...excellent indeed...

what we now need is a flag...stars and bars with a california brown bear in the corner? onna field of yellow for respect for HRH...

I can see a t-shirt business opportunity coming up soon...

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Excellent, Thaddeus!

yessss...excellent indeed...

what we now need is a flag...stars and bars with a california brown bear in the corner? onna field of yellow for respect for HRH...

I can see a t-shirt business opportunity coming up soon...

We'll peddle T-shirts up on the second floor Food Court at Tescos while checking out the lunch-time eye-candy!

Oh those nice legs in sheer stockings....(feels wood coming on)

Sweet home Suphanburi

Where the skies are so blue

Sweet home Suphanburi

Buddha, Im coming home to you

Excellent, Thaddeus!

yessss...excellent indeed...

what we now need is a flag...stars and bars with a california brown bear in the corner? onna field of yellow for respect for HRH...

I can see a t-shirt business opportunity coming up soon...

We'll peddle T-shirts up on the second floor Food Court at Tescos while checking out the lunch-time eye-candy!

Oh those nice legs in sheer stockings....(feels wood coming on)

large sized t-shirts modeled by long legged specimens with nothin' but panties on underneath...(ohhh)...an', an' high heels...ohhh...The Suphan tescos food hall: the Victoria's Secret of Central Thailand, waving the rogue colors of SoCal expatriates everywhere...

let them bring in the tanks and the B-52s...shoulder to shoulder standing against the PC onslaught with pride and dignity...when we fall, the new war cry shall be 'Remember the Suphan food hall!!!'...

where are Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie when we need them?

  • 2 weeks later...

Intruder Trying To Steal Guns, Jewelry Gets A Beating

What better way to kick off the New year than to kick the living crap out of an armed burglar. Congratulations go out to Prentice McKinney of Dallas, Texas who, although he should have had better sense than to take on an armed intruder with nothing but his bare hands, gets the award this week for Outstanding Citizen’s Arrest.

In spite of the fact that Mr. McKinney somehow forgot to read the perp his Miranda Rights in all the confusion, the arrest went down with quick dispatch and model efficiency, proving once again that you just don’t mess with Texas. The perp, a Mr. Marquis Anderson, was unavailable for comment due to an immediate need for a blood transfusion and several hundred stitches - obviously incurred when he accidentally tripped and fell down during the arrest. :o

  • 2 weeks later...

Any thoughts on this? . :o

Texas to consider the death penalty for repeat sex offenders

While were at it, why don't we give all of the U.S. back to the indians and everybody can just go back to where they came from? :D

Best I heard this century to get some peace in the world.

And when we are at it, do the same with Israel! Give it back to the Palestinians and the rest goes back where they came from!

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Big Oil welcomes Texas' contribution to the war on global warming: Putting a 18 lanes-wide big ass highway where a commuter train rail line was supposed to be built

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Big Oil welcomes Texas' contribution to the war on global warming: Putting a 18 lanes-wide big ass highway where a commuter train rail line was supposed to be built

Texas. :o

Big Oil welcomes Texas' contribution to the war on global warming: Putting a 18 lanes-wide big ass highway where a commuter train rail line was supposed to be built

Texas. :o

Everything is bigger in Texas! :D

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Big Oil welcomes Texas' contribution to the war on global warming: Putting a 18 lanes-wide big ass highway where a commuter train rail line was supposed to be built

Texas. :D

Everything is bigger in Texas! :D

Is that after the stuff the sock in the pants? :o

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