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Wolfie's Xmas Card To You All

Wolfie
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Have a Merry Christmas everyone!

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:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

A Christmas Story

'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.

He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.

I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!

I've busted my ass for d@mn near a year,

Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.

The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.

Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.

And just when I thought that things would get better

Those <deleted> from the IRS sent me a letter,

They say I owe taxes--if that ain't d@mn funny

Who the hel_l ever sent Santa Claus any money?

And the kids these days--they all are the pits

They want the impossible--Those mean little shits

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds

Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,

They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!

Flying through the air...dodging the trees

Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees

I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment

I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Wolfie - Merry Crissie mate!!! :o As for booze - this lad is more creative than any lad I know on getting pissed for nought. Makes a wicked orange/choccie vodka, mixture so I hear. :D

Very nice card. :o Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

Wonderful sentiments, Wolfie :D

As someone who wasn't here in 2005/2006, may I wish you all the best for 2007? Who knows, I may be lucky (I'm not for myself, so I've got to be lucky for someone!! :o )

Merry Christmas & a Wonderful New Year!!

I echo the Rain... I didn't send you any wishes last year, so you'll make do with them this year.

:o

Have a good one Wolfie!

Kayo! :D

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i make a most excellent choc/vodka blend... if your willing to provide the chocolate, im willing to do th rest...

As many will agree, im an animal.... bring it on!

mmmm chocolate!! i got some for chrissie this year :o

happy new year to the wolf :D

As many will agree, im an animal.... bring it on!

How many days was the piss-up for your bday? :o

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