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I think it's related to the beer goggles that were introduced when everyone became bored (post #6).

Matching collar and cuffs, a genuine blue-eyed, blonde, Essex-girl (yes, all the stories about Essex girls are true). Mum sadly passed away a few years back, but daughter is still around, I'm sure she would confirm to some random dude on the internet

Long, long ago (there were dinosaurs) I was chatting up a lovely young lady in the pub. She was fair of skin, blonde of hair, blue of eye and large of bazooka 😛 Problem was, she was with her mum! After a nice evening of beer and food (mum drank brandy-Babycham) I was asked if I could escort them home because "it was dark and they were scared"! By the time I'd had a cup of tea it was pissing down. You can stay here! OK so I ended up in bed with the blonde. Lovely it was too. I fell into a happy, drunken sleep. Some time later I awoke, rolled over and looked straight into mum's eyes. She had a happy, satisfied look about her! I will say at this point that mum was definitely not horrible!! So, I shagged her (again I assume). It turned out that I had indeed bounced the daughter who had then swapped with her recently divorced, lonely and frustrated mum. I ended up marrying the daughter. We were together 20 years, had 5 kids together, and yes, I bounced her mum on a fairly regular basis, at least once (ok more times than I'll admit to) in bed with both of them! Those were the days!

Ah, a man after my own heart, never gone to bed with an ugly woman but woken up with a few

Let's shuffle this over to Banking 🙂

Orange plates make it an agricultural vehicle. Probably time to visit your local DLT to see what restrictions are in place regarding foreigners obtaining a licence to drive the beast. Or, as you say, just wing it. And where's the "jealous" emoticon? EDIT Response from a knowledgeable friend "I would say as long as he has cash on him then fine"

With the current weather, maybe this could see a revival.

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Patience is rewarded, Lazada have two 15% "6-6" discount vouchers (having two is unusual). So, I bought two Deye 5kW inverters (two separate orders, 1 voucher used on each), one order got an extra 50Baht off for using my UOB card 🙂 12k will get quite a lot of beer

Yup, have to use the App now. They switched off PC banking a while back. EDIT nearly a year ago No idea about joint accounts.

Sorry Charlie, honest

@FruitPudding another old thread (9 years this time).

Yeah, leaving the existing also means that doors will need fettling and the floors in adjoining rooms won't be at the same level, I can trip over a 1/4" step with no issues whatever.

If you hover over a member's name you can see when they last logged in, asking someone who was last seen in 2017 isn't likely to elicit a response. I too was going to suggest Lurpak, it's what I was dragged up on in the 1960's

@FruitPudding You do realise this is an 8-year-old thread??

It's mostly the same stuff, partially burned diesel. Now there's an idea, add mozzie-cide to all bus and truck diesel, automatic and free distribution. No more mozzies (or much else for that matter). What's the number of the Thai patent office?? Note to the Thai authorities - The above is a jest/joke/humour it is not a serious suggestion!

Kill the vampire!!! Where's my wooden stake??

I had dengue in Delhi, exactly the same symptoms, so I suppose that's confirmation. Apparently, that's the "mild" version, I really wouldn't want to get the more serious variants.

This ^^^. You think too mutt I'm afraid (and both your attorney and accountant are rubbing their hands waiting to receive their $$$ fees). Unless of course you are directly hiring the labour (here be dragons!) who won't be filing tax returns anyway. When we built our place, I simply transferred the $$$ to our contractor for each stage payment. QED.

They truly walk drive among us!

My downfall was the beer-goggles, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, I have woken up with a few mind

I will say that our Hiking (Tomzn) electronic meter does agree with the PEA meter within 1% which is certainly good enough for my requirements.