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ballpoint

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  1. He's not in that many movies, but he always has a big part in the ones he is in.
  2. A question I often ask my wife.
  3. Yesterday I woke up with a crick in my back , so decided to try the local massage parlour. I was shown into a cubicle where I disrobed and lay face down waiting for the masseuse. The door opened and in came a young lady who proceeded to rub my back. After a while she leaned down and asked "Would you like super sex?" I thought for a moment and replied "If it is all the same with you, I'll have the soup, thanks."
  4. My bet is the first line would retreat to find the second and third have already fled the scene.
  5. Put a blanket over your head and the Boogaloo Boys won't be able to see you.
  6. The Doctors phone rings and it is Mrs Pearson on the line. "What can I do for you?" he asks. "Oh Doctor", she replies, "it's my Cyril. We were busy in the garden and he took his penis out to have a wee and a bee stung it". "That must be painful", says the Doctor. "Yes", she says, "he's in agony. Can you give me something that will take away the pain but leave the swelling?"
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