The Doctors phone rings and it is Mrs Pearson on the line.
"What can I do for you?" he asks.
"Oh Doctor", she replies, "it's my Cyril. We were busy in the garden and he took his penis out to have a wee and a bee stung it".
"That must be painful", says the Doctor.
"Yes", she says, "he's in agony. Can you give me something that will take away the pain but leave the swelling?"