Want to know how to make an easy 5,000 baht - here's your answer

[malt25]

2 hours ago, LawrenceN said:

Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. Did you happen to notice that's what the article is about?

You beat me to it.

[owl sees all]

2 hours ago, rkidlad said:

Question is; if I go back and take a picture of these cones, will I receive my 5,000 baht or a threat of defamation? 

Tax avoidance. They would be after you!

[scorecard]

4 hours ago, Bob12345 said:

Is it really that easy.

Then why more people are not doing it yet?

 

Ah, there is the answer.

You still need to wait for the RTP to do something.

And why would they do something? Why would they process your picture and try to find the person who did it?

What is in it for them?

 

 

If it really was this easy, I would send the video of my dashcam to the RTP and on the 10-minute clip of me driving 4 km through town you can easily see about 100 traffic violations ranging from running red lights, motorbikes without helmet, no use of turn signals, cars with broken front-, tail- or break lights, etc. The video will be sharp enough to read the number plates, and with a ticket price starting at 100 baht I would expect to make 5,000 baht AT LEAST with every trip to the 7-11.

 

Tell me when I can start, i don't mind driving around 1-2 hours a day doing this.

If they want I can even write all violations down for them in Excel with the number plates and fines.

 

And watch out for some midnight revenge.

[Destiny1990]

Nice business model.How about this one  i follow a farang who smokes in the street i film him when he throws the bud away. Then i confront him with my video and ask 1000 bht for not report him with tourist police for littering? Does this activity requires a work permit? I need 3-5 customers a day?

[Thechook]

10 minutes ago, Destiny1990 said:

Nice business model.How about this one  i follow a farang who smokes in the street i film him when he throws the bud away. Then i confront him with my video and ask 1000 bht for not report him with tourist police for littering? Does this activity requires a work permit? I need 3-5 customers a day?

Work permit for extortion/blackmail, not sure, you might have to look at the list of protected occupations.

Edited September 7, 2017 by Thechook

[Shiver]

A gold shop near me has those metal welded box section things painted red/white and chained to the street posts (2 of them), that are meant to allow pedestrians space to get past the parking.  Apparently she rents/buys them from 'the authorities'.  They are most certainly on the road, but because she sought permission then the law is cast aside.

 

Seems to work.

 

 

[maeab101]

2 hours ago, Confuscious said:

Where do I send the picture to?
Anybody knows the link?
I have dozens of these pictures daily.

Send to this website. www.keenyaofalang.com

[doggie1955]

So who do you report this to, and how do you get the 5,000 baht?.....and I did try to look up this site on fb ( "Sai Trong Kotmai" )...and is this for BKK area only or all of Thailand?

Could not fine it...

Edited September 7, 2017 by doggie1955

[kentrot]

Does parking a row of Rental Motorcycles that never move from day to day  in front of a bar/restaurant constitute ..... 

"the crime of placing objects on the highway."  ?

[Thechook]

15 minutes ago, Bill Miller said:

Particularly Irish, I think, but the "Repressed peasant" scene from  MP's "The Holy Grail" would do. 

 

Have you noticed so many things fit in perfectly with monty python skits,

[speckio]

err whats to stop scammers from putting shit in front of people's houses in the middle of the night taking pics 

then removing the shit and driving off?

 

hopefully cops will not pursue fines or charges unless they personally see the stuff in front of the house

Edited September 7, 2017 by speckio

[Bob12345]

 
And watch out for some midnight revenge.

They will never know the footage came from me.

Or maybe they will figure it out once i buy a brand-new Benz every month and move to some 100m baht villa.

[juice777]

If this go's country wide and you don't need a work permit. I am going to get me a pair of those spy sunglasses and walk about once a day at rush hour.I will be going after every God dam selfish pieces of crap who think it's perfectly fine to jump a red light and don't give me enough time to cross the road. There is one Rd in particular what I cross every day. And they think because they are turning left they can Ingore the red light because pedestrians don't matter. Then after that I take a walk and just take a glance with my spyglass at any scum on the pavement.

 

Edit if you need a work permit I will quite happily not take the money to catch the red light jumpers while people are crossing the Road. Give me a excuse to buy the glasses and pretend I am James Bond.

 

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[Xaos]

It gets even better.
We got shop on Sukumvit and next shop owner rented front of out street for 3k a month to a lady who comes with van and sells clothes in the evening.
During the day theres poles on the road reserving her spot. And I got no where to park car, have to drive park in tesco express. They even rent street that not to belong to them and is on the front of ur shop...

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[Ace of Pop]

Quite simply a brilliant description      

I thought we had an Irish Basher for once.!.?[emoji481]


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[NextStationBangkok]

5 hours ago, lamecn said:

What about blocking access for wheelchairs? How much will I make on that?

I suppose the tricky street vendor installed it to keep his table and chair.

[Rimmer]

Multiple posts have been removed all stemming from one slur on the first page

[eddysmit]

8 hours ago, Bob12345 said:

Is it really that easy.

Then why more people are not doing it yet?

 

Ah, there is the answer.

You still need to wait for the RTP to do something.

And why would they do something? Why would they process your picture and try to find the person who did it?

What is in it for them?

 

 

If it really was this easy, I would send the video of my dashcam to the RTP and on the 10-minute clip of me driving 4 km through town you can easily see about 100 traffic violations ranging from running red lights, motorbikes without helmet, no use of turn signals, cars with broken front-, tail- or break lights, etc. The video will be sharp enough to read the number plates, and with a ticket price starting at 100 baht I would expect to make 5,000 baht AT LEAST with every trip to the 7-11.

 

Tell me when I can start, i don't mind driving around 1-2 hours a day doing this.

If they want I can even write all violations down for them in Excel with the number plates and fines.

Know what you mean Bob, that's something I could never make out when traveling from South just before Bangkok,not now, there is a semi permanent road block or police screening, the times I have been pulled over and accused of speeding(lies) I was always amazed because ninety percent of the traffic was always overtaking me.

[sweatalot]

9 hours ago, Thechook said:

I didn't see being a snitch/dobber on the list of restricted occupations, do I still need a work permit because I want to start immediately.  I reckon I could make 100K per hour without breaking a sweat.

that will not work. You missed that you need a policeman to work with you and share with him. Then the prosecuting will work.

[samsensam]

how about fines for reserving tables with bags, jackets, etc before getting your food?!

[malt25]

19 minutes ago, samsensam said:

how about fines for reserving tables with bags, jackets, etc before getting your food?!

In a previous life were you a Soi Biker ?

[Bob12345]

how about fines for reserving tables with bags, jackets, etc before getting your food?!

Why? Is that against the law or does it just annoy you that you are too late to get a table?

[MrPatrickThai]

9 hours ago, phantomfiddler said:

Standard practice in Pattaya, sadly, but the worst is where they completely take over the sidewalk as if it is their own property,  as in many places on Soi 13/4 in South Pattaya.

Maybe it is their property.

[MrPatrickThai]

13 hours ago, webfact said:

But Thaivisa advises that it might be best to keep quiet about it...just in case.

Can  you elaborate on this?

 

 

[MrPatrickThai]

6 hours ago, Bluespunk said:

Easy way to get beaten u,p if caught, by some pissed off citizen.

Sad, but this is the cowardly opinion of many here.

Ignoring the law because of fear of the consequences.  Or do you think as you're a farang you'll get beaten up more?

 

Edited September 7, 2017 by MrPatrickThai

[MyFriend You]

9 hours ago, rkidlad said:

I used to live in an apartment on this long soi with a few 'very important' people having houses on the same soi. I can't talk about how they were important, but they were officially very important people. One of them used to put cones on the road outside his house to stop people from parking there. It's a public road with no pavement. Cars used to park on other parts of the road where maybe the houses were less important.

 

Question is; if I go back and take a picture of these cones, will I receive my 5,000 baht or a threat of defamation? 

Do it, then report back to us - I don't have that problem but if I did, I'd give it a try.

[Bluespunk]

1 hour ago, MrPatrickThai said:

Sad, but this is the cowardly opinion of many here.

Ignoring the law because of fear of the consequences.  Or do you think as you're a farang you'll get beaten up more?

 

Realism is reality.

 

Also I am not ignoring the law.

 

I always obey unlike those with less integrity...

 

Oh and to your final question [even though you use a racist term I will answer it] 

 

Yes.

 

I would.

[aussiehat]

Good luck with that on samui

[tracker1]

14 hours ago, LawrenceN said:

Thank you, Sherlock Holmes. Did you happen to notice that's what the article is about?

It is always a pleasure to explain it in simple terms for some people Glad you understood it !

[Bluespunk]

5 hours ago, MrPatrickThai said:

Maybe it is their property.

Nope.