Tutsi's House Blessing Thread

[terry57]

it is now day 3 of tutsi's houseblessing...I find myself downstairs with fantasically beautiful thai females between the ages of 4 and 13 y.o....what is a falang to do when they all adore me???

stiff upper lip an' all that....the crazy beauty from the last post has said that 'you're not so hansum in your fotos than in person...'

wotta mother???...the wife supervises...carefully...

I could die tmw and not give a shit...

cricky's tutsi,

i think you been belting into too much mekong as you have lost me now.

anyway mate,

have a good night and keep away from those young girls you old pervert.

cheers mate.

[Little Black Duck]

it is now day 3 of tutsi's houseblessing...I find myself downstairs with fantasically beautiful thai females between the ages of 4 and 13 y.o....what is a falang to do when they all adore me???

stiff upper lip an' all that....the crazy beauty from the last post has said that 'you're not so hansum in your fotos than in person...'

wotta mother???...the wife supervises...carefully...

I could die tmw and not give a shit...

cricky's tutsi,

i think you been belting into too much mekong as you have lost me now.

anyway mate,

have a good night and keep away from those young girls you old pervert.

cheers mate.

Certainly Right Fireman,,however takes one to know one I guess,,

So the question remains..Who told you ???

Dont take any notice Mr Tutsi,Sir, you enjoy your House Blessing..

Edited January 7, 2007 by Little Black Duck

[tutsiwarrior]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

[terry57]

it is now day 3 of tutsi's houseblessing...I find myself downstairs with fantasically beautiful thai females between the ages of 4 and 13 y.o....what is a falang to do when they all adore me???

stiff upper lip an' all that....the crazy beauty from the last post has said that 'you're not so hansum in your fotos than in person...'

wotta mother???...the wife supervises...carefully...

I could die tmw and not give a shit...

cricky's tutsi,

i think you been belting into too much mekong as you have lost me now.

anyway mate,

have a good night and keep away from those young girls you old pervert.

cheers mate.

Certainly Right Fireman,,however takes one to know one I guess,,

So the question remains..Who told you ???

Dont take any notice Mr Tutsi,Sir, you enjoy your House Blessing..

i think you been on the turps too me old mate the duck. :D

[terry57]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

[Little Black Duck]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

Edited January 7, 2007 by Little Black Duck

[tutsiwarrior]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

badges?...we ain't got no badges...I don't haveta show you no stinkin' badges...

(don't mess with tutsiwarrior...me an' Alfonso Bedoya were buddies...)

[terry57]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

[tutsiwarrior]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

<deleted>? I like <deleted> but if I was to touch them in an inappropriate way then there is duck food...

plachon...get over here, we got upstarts with problems...

don't mess wid me an' da fish...fry yer liddle <deleted> for breakfast...

these guys are tiresome...line up Dr PP...

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

who do you guys think yer fcukin'with?

[Little Black Duck]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

<deleted>? I like <deleted> but if I was to touch them in an inappropriate way then there is duck food...

plachon...get over here, we got upstarts with problems...

don't mess wid me an' da fish...fry yer liddle <deleted> for breakfast...

these guys are tiresome...line up Dr PP...

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

who do you guys think yer fcukin'with?

Sorry Mr Tutsi Sir it wasn't me it was the Fireman truly it was..

[tutsiwarrior]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

<deleted>? I like <deleted> but if I was to touch them in an inappropriate way then there is duck food...

plachon...get over here, we got upstarts with problems...

don't mess wid me an' da fish...fry yer liddle <deleted> for breakfast...

these guys are tiresome...line up Dr PP...

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

who do you guys think yer fcukin'with?

Sorry Mr Tutsi Sir it wasn't me it was the Fireman truly it was..

I'm not amused...get down and give me 50...

[terry57]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

<deleted>? I like <deleted> but if I was to touch them in an inappropriate way then there is duck food...

plachon...get over here, we got upstarts with problems...

don't mess wid me an' da fish...fry yer liddle <deleted> for breakfast...

these guys are tiresome...line up Dr PP...

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

who do you guys think yer fcukin'with?

Sorry Mr Tutsi Sir it wasn't me it was the Fireman truly it was..

I'm not amused...get down and give me 50...

it was not me MR TUTSI,

BUT IT WAS THAT BLOODY DUCK.

[Little Black Duck]

right...strains ob 'smoke on the water' come up and tutsi boogies into the distance...a crazy assed way to start the new year...

im starting to like you tutsi, and dave and i will have to come party with you.

as long as you got all those nice <deleted> around that is.

Just one further question Mr Fireman..(this is my new Year Thingy being polite)..

You keep on about the <deleted>.. What about the rest of her anatomy????

Robbers Dog Syndrome ????

cricky's duck,

you ask me some very strange questions

im only talking about <deleted> because tutsi loves them.

he's surrounded by them, so how about asking him that question.

<deleted>? I like <deleted> but if I was to touch them in an inappropriate way then there is duck food...

plachon...get over here, we got upstarts with problems...

don't mess wid me an' da fish...fry yer liddle <deleted> for breakfast...

these guys are tiresome...line up Dr PP...

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

who do you guys think yer fcukin'with?

Sorry Mr Tutsi Sir it wasn't me it was the Fireman truly it was..

I'm not amused...get down and give me 50...

Would that be Baht or beers or What? Mr Tutsi Sir...

Nothing physical I hope, I've not been well..

Edited January 7, 2007 by Little Black Duck

[tutsiwarrior]

Dr PP, I protest...the discipline on this forum is appallling...this rabble must be punished!!!

[bina]

geezus tutsi get a grip!!!

your sentences look like scrabble gone wild. what did they give u to eat or drink????

put your tongue back in your mounth, make sure other body parts are in the appropriate enclosed areas also for that matter... and decide which accent your speak with... u keep changing personality like sybil in this thread....... giving me a headache trying to follow

or maybe the house blessing didnt work, and someone put a curse on you and u are actually a pi sadt or something......

[Boon Mee]

I had a feeling there was a trace of true naughtiness in you, Mr Tutsi Wusti.

You have no idea...

[Boon Mee]

Boon Mee, let's kick their liddle asses up an' down the street...

They venture into Supan...blood in the streets!

[tutsiwarrior]

darling bina, I like you a lot but now yer starting to annoy me...are you suggesting that my grammar is inadequate???

Dr PP shut this thread down before we bring in the Hizbollah...

[Boon Mee]

Dr PP shut this thread down before we bring in the IDF...

But...but, thought you didn't side with Israel, tutsi?

[bina]

r u seriosly sure u were at your own house warming?????

they better do u a thread tying to get yourself back in to your self... you are wandering far away.....

it wasnt actually the grammar itself but the content that sort of meandered thru.....

oops.... got to go......got phone call that thieves are in the goats the dogs are going haywire

........

[tutsiwarrior]

ohhh, ohhh...boon, bina I love you both as you well know...there just has been too much excitement...doin' a James Brown shuffle in rural Thailand was to tempt fate...

I haveta go to bed now...an' there is my lovely wife and beautiful 4 y.o. niece to cuddle up with...

(tutsi collapses with emotional exhaustion...)

[tutsiwarrior]

I thought that this business was over...but, no...there was the installation of the house good luck shrine. A monk was consulted and he said that due to the original owners being chinese we had to have a shrine with a chinese motif...I thought that we would make do with a spirit house on the magnificent back terrace, but nothin' is easy it seems...

a chinese shine was duly established by the foot ob de stairs...had to rearrange the furniture to get the proper aspect. There are little lights that require a power supply so a lead was caulked in. I watched as my wife and her cousin set it in. The cousin is a cleaner in the local hospital and is exquisitely and exotically beautiful. It occurred to me why have the women folk (all of whom are very attractive) elected to stay in this crummy little town to work for peanuts rather than head for BKK and work inna bar and get rich? They are all the more attractive for that...

now I haveta figure out how to change the light bulbs in the little lanterns in the shrine...I'll leave it up to the wife, she's a lot smarter than me anyway...

[jing jing]

tutsi -- this thread is worthless without pictures (TTIWWP)

[bina]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

[dr_Pat_Pong]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

Candlelight ?

[lampard10]

Got my new house blessed on New Years Day....................................didn't bring any monks, just 12 disciples from the Farang Connection + Rayban & MacB and 21 cases of beer. You thought the Thai blessers could put it away. One Irishman refused to go " Until all the gargle is gone" Well, all the Newcastle Brown went, all the Old English and most of the John Smiths. All I was left to take back was *chang*, Ar cha, Singha & Tiger. Funny load really, drank most of the Leo as well. Still the house was blessed.......................................and cursed when I threw the buggers out.

Edited January 9, 2007 by lampard10

[terry57]

Got my new house blessed on New Years Day....................................didn't bring any monks, just 12 disciples from the Farang Connection + Rayban & MacB and 21 cases of beer. You thought the Thai blessers could put it away. One Irishman refused to go " Until all the gargle is gone" Well, all the Newcastle Brown went, all the Old English and most of the John Smiths. All I was left to take back was *chang*, Ar cha, Singha & Tiger. Funny load really, drank most of the Leo as well. Still the house was blessed.......................................and cursed when I threw the buggers out.

thats a beautiful story mate,

and glad to see you looked after the boys.

cheers

[davidjtayler]

Got my new house blessed on New Years Day....................................didn't bring any monks, just 12 disciples from the Farang Connection + Rayban & MacB and 21 cases of beer. You thought the Thai blessers could put it away. One Irishman refused to go " Until all the gargle is gone" Well, all the Newcastle Brown went, all the Old English and most of the John Smiths. All I was left to take back was *chang*, Ar cha, Singha & Tiger. Funny load really, drank most of the Leo as well. Still the house was blessed.......................................and cursed when I threw the buggers out.

thats a beautiful story mate,

and glad to see you looked after the boys.

cheers

Well, if this version is considered a blessing then I've been blessing my house every weekend for the last 5 years and sometimes midweek as well ....

[plachon]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

Candlelight ?

More likely oil lamps which like pert <deleted> on a nice piece of skirt, frequently respond to a good rub to make said spirits rise.

(WARNING: Not to be attempted while Khun Wifey, or hubby of sis-in-law are looking your way)

You still housecoolin there Tuts, now the Spirit shrine is safely installed and flashing?

Where's them bleedin' Smiley tings gone??? Give'em back!

[tutsiwarrior]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

Candlelight ?

More likely oil lamps which like pert <deleted> on a nice piece of skirt, frequently respond to a good rub to make said spirits rise.

(WARNING: Not to be attempted while Khun Wifey, or hubby of sis-in-law are looking your way)

You still housecoolin there Tuts, now the Spirit shrine is safely installed and flashing? Where's them bleedin' Smiley tings gone??? Give'em back!

nah...looks like the episode is finally over with...now gotta get serious about finding work...this whole business was a big expense for an umemployed person...the glory of a James Brown shuffle in central Thailand notwithstanding...

Edited January 9, 2007 by tutsiwarrior