Tutsi's House Blessing Thread

[Jet Gorgon]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

Candlelight ?

More likely oil lamps which like pert <deleted> on a nice piece of skirt, frequently respond to a good rub to make said spirits rise.

(WARNING: Not to be attempted while Khun Wifey, or hubby of sis-in-law are looking your way)

You still housecoolin there Tuts, now the Spirit shrine is safely installed and flashing? Where's them bleedin' Smiley tings gone??? Give'em back!

nah...looks like the episode is finally over with...now gotta get serious about finding work...this whole business was a big expense for an umemployed person...the glory of a James Brown shuffle in central Thailand notwithstanding...

You could open a James Brown record and accessories shop.

[terry57]

what did the spirits do before electricity??????????

Candlelight ?

More likely oil lamps which like pert <deleted> on a nice piece of skirt, frequently respond to a good rub to make said spirits rise.

(WARNING: Not to be attempted while Khun Wifey, or hubby of sis-in-law are looking your way)

You still housecoolin there Tuts, now the Spirit shrine is safely installed and flashing? Where's them bleedin' Smiley tings gone??? Give'em back!

nah...looks like the episode is finally over with...now gotta get serious about finding work...this whole business was a big expense for an umemployed person...the glory of a James Brown shuffle in central Thailand notwithstanding...

You could open a James Brown record and accessories shop.

you sure you aint a comedian mr gordon.?

thats a cracker mate .

[Jet Gorgon]

Hi, Terry. I'm educated to be a sanitation engineer and an actuary, with minors in basketweaving and botox applications for veterinary services in California. However, I decided to go into financial writing, abstract art and stray dog rescue, and maintain basketweaving skills. Could be worse, I could be a Lisbon bus driver or Britney Spears.

[Jet Gorgon]

Oh ya, Terry, get with the programme. I'm a girl.

[terry57]

Oh ya, Terry, get with the programme. I'm a girl.

i know your a girl of the female variety mate.

umm, urr sorrry about that mate.

cricky's,

i done it again, and i do mean, sorry about that Miss Gordon.

anyway, you are alright in my books as i love dogs and you look after them.

cheers

[terry57]

Hi, Terry. I'm educated to be a sanitation engineer and an actuary, with minors in basketweaving and botox applications for veterinary services in California. However, I decided to go into financial writing, abstract art and stray dog rescue, and maintain basketweaving skills. Could be worse, I could be a Lisbon bus driver or Britney Spears.

could be double worse, you could be micheal jackson

but at least you would not pay for botox injections as you would shoot them into your own noggin.

B.T.W. (noggin means head in australian)

[Jet Gorgon]

Oh ya, Terry, get with the programme. I'm a girl.

i know your a girl of the female variety mate.

umm, urr sorrry about that mate.

cricky's,

i done it again, and i do mean, sorry about that Miss Gordon.

anyway, you are alright in my books as i love dogs and you look after them.

cheers

Apology accepted. Just don't do it again or I'll have to stick you with my diamond chip nail file and sick my guppies on you.

[tutsiwarrior]

death ob James Brown + 19 days

tutsi was attempting to mind his own business when it was advised that there was a party goin' on at the wat near the bro - in - law's house. In the early evening darkness we are happily trundling down the road in our 10 y.o. minivan with the wife and other family associates sumwhere between Songphinong and U Thong in southern Suphanburi...

then the aspect changed...there was no developed land on either side ob de road... just an outline of menacing jungle with a hideous outline of treetops in the faint moonlight. We turned off the road and plunged into a black crevice ob horror. Just when I thought that my wife and her family were gonna murder me for my pocket change there was a bend in the road...an' lo...colored lights, music; just like the scene in Apocalypse Now when the boat on the river comes across the preparations for the Playmate ob de Year...

there was loud music and dancing girls...tutsi starts boogying in order to get near the stage and look up their skimpy short skirt costumes (nothin' to see, lads...they wear a hot pants arrangement underneath) but the sight ob quiverring young flesh was too much and tutsi had to hurl himself across the dance area...to land on gravel!...OUCH!. The bros - in - law came out with the cape to say take it easy tuts, save it for another day...I had to give it the 'ol James Brown try and flung the cape aside to hurl in the other direction...gravel again...

I gave up, a wat in the jungle with dancing girls in Thailand was too much to handle...

in the distance I heard the inevitable music '...the night they took 'ol tutsi down...an' all the bells were ringin'...naahh, na,na, na, na, nah...' etc

Edited January 13, 2007 by tutsiwarrior

[terry57]

your a classic tutsi and have you lined me up any crumpet yet.? :D

[tutsiwarrior]

your a classic tutsi and have you lined me up any crumpet yet.? :D

I'll havta check it out, but if I'm involved you'll haveta make do wid sloppy seconds

[terry57]

your a classic tutsi and have you lined me up any crumpet yet.? :D

I'll havta check it out, but if I'm involved you'll haveta make do wid sloppy seconds

thanks for the offer tutsi , but i'll think i'll give it a miss thanks mate.