Yesterday we played Waterford Valley. Just 4 guys playing two teams. If one of the two make par they use his score first, if noone makes par then they use the highest scorefirst.

Example: par 4 and team A get a 4 and an 8. Team B get one 5 and one 7. Team A get 48 points and team B get 75 points! Lowest points wins.

After 18 holes we had 876 against 856. And I was not in the winning team. Lost 60 bath but got them back in the par 3's where I had one and made par and got 20 bath from everyone and the other par 3's I got another 60 bath back because the guys closest to pin failed to make par!

Everyone understands the mathematics?

After shower we went to Santiburi to have late lunch and to check up how the pro's was doing in Singah Master. Lowest score after two ronds was -6 and highest was 37 over!!!! I can do better than that!

Played "Lock On", excellent Air Combat Simulation, in the evening after a good dinner with no beer. I have not played that for more than 18 months. Good fun!

:D

Went to work. Came home and having a few beers. Off to the lake and beach tomorrow for some fishing.

Just got home... Ran in the treadmill for 30 mins. (Now my bluish knees are aching much more! And I have black, bluish or reddish spots all over.) I hope peole won't mistake me as a new breed of dog or some kind of dalmatian!

Started quite early today working on the house. Me and my lady put up 7 sheets of plywood in the balcony ceiling.

A quick lunch and then we went to see how they were doing in Singha Masters.

Had a beer there and then we went to Chiang Rai Beach (!) to see the Garden fair. You can see 50% of Royal Flora in CM here in CR within 1 hour. It took us 5 hours of hard walking in CM (but it was worth it).

Then we went to the Swedish Restaurant (Three Houses) where we met some friends and had a really tasty Pizza the real Swedish Style!

Ended up in Easy Bar for Hot Coffee and Sang Som and watching Liverpool beating up Chelsea 2 - 0.

Back home to check TV and within minutes I will be in bed!

Gooooood Night!

Woke up with a slight hangover and did NOTHING until just before lunch that we bought in talaat and had in the "farm".

After a lunchnap I cut grass for almost 3 hours, then home and finished my Ludlum (something about Matarese).

Dinner was what we brought home in a "doggiebag" from the pizzaplace together with one glass of red and one glass of white.

No smoking today!

was dreamin' about sum madness sumwhere in the past then the wife woke me at 11am to say 'time to go to tescos, tuts...'. Ate a pickled egg, took a dump then piled into the minivan with my beautiful wife, my foxy 13 y.o. step daughter, her equally foxy long legged friend and my 'soon to be foxy' 9 y.o. niece and down the road we went. We stopped and picked up a family friend who is THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THAILAND...

tutsi strides into tescos surrounded by beautiful females...all I wanted to do was to pick up sum Campbells soup and sum vodka but we stopped the show onna busy Sunday afternoon...admiring stares from all directions...here I am standing at the checkout counter with the most beautiful women in the store...

piled back into the truck and headed off back home...mixed sum vodka wid my large Fanta purchased at the Dairy Queen and kicked back (sumone else was drivin', tutsi is a socially responsible degenerate)

things coulda been worse onna Sunday afternoon in January in Suphanburi...

Aight........ I ######ed up again! This guy I was dating turned-out to be NO GOOD!

Anyway, I'll charge WHATEVER to experience.

My, my, my....... I wonder when I will loose my mind!

Aight........ I ######ed up again! This guy I was dating turned-out to be NO GOOD!

Anyway, I'll charge WHATEVER to experience.

My, my, my....... I wonder when I will loose my mind!

miz GF, yuh gotta get widda program...surround yerself with lovely people that expect nothin' but give you the world and things will improve quick enuf, you'll see...

Oh, I woke up this morning 07.30 and NO hangover!

7.45 a macroo (big digging machine) came into the compound and then started taking down two walls that been a problem since we bought the place. One on the way falling down into the neighbour's place and the other falling down into our land.

5 hours later and me having 11.000 bath less in my wallet they had finished. Now I can see into my neighbours land. They have 12 cows, 2 pigs and 12-15 chickens (they are not still and very hard to count).

It will take at least 3 weeks to rebuild the wall so I have to get used to the new view.

We had to fence in our 2 dogs because they love to hunt chickens and I don't like to pay 100 bath every day or so.

I had a beer 5pm when the workers left and I feel a little bit better now.

:D

Just got home... Ran in the treadmill for 30 mins. (Now my bluish knees are aching much more! And I have black, bluish or reddish spots all over.) I hope peole won't mistake me as a new breed of dog or some kind of dalmatian!

My God a Philipino Tecnicolor Dalmation no less !!!!!

Woke up this morning with just a slight hangover. Took a ride with OneEyedJohn to Phan to check what is going on with the golfcourse they been building for years. Everything was closed but we could see fairways far away that was green like someone is taking care and water them. But the gate was locked and everything looked abandoned so maybe we have to wait another year. The plan was originally to open end of 2005 but then they had the wrong grass(!).

Back home we had a very good lunch with a wonderful potatogrataing and a couple of cold beer.

Maybe time for a little afternoon nap now!

:D

Hard day today! Started early with golf, teeoff 7.30.

After golflunch I went to a friend together with two workers to pick up a cementmixer. They look heavy but they are even more heavy!

It took 6 of us to lift it up on my pickup and we had to do it step by step. And when we had got it all tied up with ropes etc we couldn't get out through my friends gate! We were too high or the gate was too low!

So we had to unload the fukcing thing, drive out and load it again! Good fun!

Then driving home was no problem and to get it out of the pickup was easier and we manage to do it with only three men!!! (and some help of 3 women.....)

Then we heard that we have had a fire on our farm. So we took a ride there and found that at least 10 rai had been burned off and at least 50 lumjaytrees were damaged!

The neighbour had probably burnt his dry grass and then did not care to stop the fire spreading into our land.

TIT!

Gee whizz...........Thats enough to drive one to drink

Very very sorry to hear that, unfortunately that type of clumsiness is quite common.

I spent most of the day reading a book

I got up early. Made java. Drank java. Did some writing work for a company that PAYS me to entertain their readers. Fed the guppies. Dyed my eyebrows. Made more java and ate a leftover avocado half sprinkled with olive oil and soya sauce. Logged onto TV. Succinctly answered a newbie's vacuous query on why Thai houses have pointed roofs and flat ceilings. Trundled over to Bedlam only to find to that that wimpy tiger played copy cat with my sesqui page, which was intended solely for the purpose of allowing Bedlam's geriatric spittle dribblers to show that they have not entirely lost the f^ plot. Fine. I'll play along. Then to my shock, horror, disgust and dismay, I find I am banned from my own sesqui page. Opened it several times to read comments, and it hung like a castrated copycat, and my Jinny Bear computer says the program is not responding and shuts herself down. Hijacked, I tell you. Clear and simple case of sabotage. I am finishing this little tirade and then I'm going to go sulk over white wine and mice. I do not care what time it is or what the neighbours think.

Got up and had breakie. Thought about having a glass of wine but decided to wait. Off out in 10 minutes. We are going to Cemorne Point to celebrate Australia Day witha few friends. :D

I got up early. Made java. Drank java. Did some writing work for a company that PAYS me to entertain their readers. Fed the guppies. Dyed my eyebrows. Made more java and ate a leftover avocado half sprinkled with olive oil and soya sauce. Logged onto TV. Succinctly answered a newbie's vacuous query on why Thai houses have pointed roofs and flat ceilings. Trundled over to Bedlam only to find to that that wimpy tiger played copy cat with my sesqui page, which was intended solely for the purpose of allowing Bedlam's geriatric spittle dribblers to show that they have not entirely lost the f^ plot. Fine. I'll play along. Then to my shock, horror, disgust and dismay, I find I am banned from my own sesqui page. Opened it several times to read comments, and it hung like a castrated copycat, and my Jinny Bear computer says the program is not responding and shuts herself down. Hijacked, I tell you. Clear and simple case of sabotage. I am finishing this little tirade and then I'm going to go sulk over white wine and mice. I do not care what time it is or what the neighbours think.

how can anyone mix soy sauce with olive oil???, that's like puttin' mayo an' peanut butter onna same sammich...Ms gorgon, yer culinary credentials are questionable... avocado wid lemon juice an' olive oil is appropriate...the chileans call it 'ensalada de palta'...

I got up early. Made java. Drank java. Did some writing work for a company that PAYS me to entertain their readers. Fed the guppies. Dyed my eyebrows. Made more java and ate a leftover avocado half sprinkled with olive oil and soya sauce. Logged onto TV. Succinctly answered a newbie's vacuous query on why Thai houses have pointed roofs and flat ceilings. Trundled over to Bedlam only to find to that that wimpy tiger played copy cat with my sesqui page, which was intended solely for the purpose of allowing Bedlam's geriatric spittle dribblers to show that they have not entirely lost the f^ plot. Fine. I'll play along. Then to my shock, horror, disgust and dismay, I find I am banned from my own sesqui page. Opened it several times to read comments, and it hung like a castrated copycat, and my Jinny Bear computer says the program is not responding and shuts herself down. Hijacked, I tell you. Clear and simple case of sabotage. I am finishing this little tirade and then I'm going to go sulk over white wine and mice. I do not care what time it is or what the neighbours think.

how can anyone mix soy sauce with olive oil???, that's like puttin' mayo an' peanut butter onna same sammich...Ms gorgon, yer culinary credentials are questionable... avocado wid lemon juice an' olive oil is appropriate...the chileans call it 'ensalada de palta'...

Gee Mr Tutsi I just love it when I hear you talking Dirty like that..

That Sammich family they grow vegies just south of Perth at a place called Spearwood..

Sesame oil and soya sauce is better, but olive oil works just fine, thank you very muchly. Just try it Tutsi. You're prob just jealous you don't have any avocado in yer market.

Boring Saturday... Went shopping some steel and wood the workers need for constructing the wall. Had noodles for lunch and then sitting reading Internet all afternoon.....

Booooooriiiiing!!!!!

:D

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How's your chilli Tutsi ?

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How is your chili, Dear Tutsi?

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How's your chilli Tutsi ?

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How is your chili, Dear Tutsi?

not as good as I wanted it...gonna haveta boil more tomatoes next time...plus I used too much indian chili powder, so it's a bit more

hot than I would like...

a bit ob a disappointment after 3 days ob preparation...a consolation is that the wife did the washin' up...you shoulda seen the mess in de kitchen...

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How's your chilli Tutsi ?

people are gangin' up on poor 'ol tutsi again...I'm gonna haveta tell the playground supervisor...Ms gorgon, taunting sumone about not havin' avocados is cruel an' worthy of a playground bully...why can't you be nice an' ask me about my chili instead?

How is your chili, Dear Tutsi?

not as good as I wanted it...gonna haveta boil more tomatoes next time...plus I used too much indian chili powder, so it's a bit more

hot than I would like...

a bit ob a disappointment after 3 days ob preparation...a consolation is that the wife did the washin' up...you shoulda seen the mess in de kitchen...

Do you put red wine in your chilli Tutsi .... ?

That's it, Tutsi. Heat it up and add wine or beer to cut the spice. Right on DJT.

The wife cleaned up for you? Did you leave the lid off the blender?

blenders???...red wine???...since when did either have a place in cookin' chili??? I use a blender fer makin' hoummous and red wine fer the bouef bourguinion; chili ingredients usually come outta ob a can with nicely packaged ground beef from de super an' the preparation takes 30 mins...not 3 days...

nah...I'll just tough it out widde indian chili powder...can't toss de shit as it took sooo long to make...I puddit in de fridge, probly will have tuna mayo wid scandanavian flat bread fer supper tonite...

blenders???...red wine???...since when did either have a place in cookin' chili??? I use a blender fer makin' hoummous and red wine fer the bouef bourguinion; chili ingredients usually come outta ob can an' the preparation takes 30 mins...not 3 days...

nah...I'll just tough it out widde indian chili powder...can't toss de shit as it took sooo long to make...

S**, how much chili powder did you put in it? Add some wine and water and recook for an hour. Blow your head off and I will so miss your sweet comments.

blenders???...red wine???...since when did either have a place in cookin' chili??? I use a blender fer makin' hoummous and red wine fer the bouef bourguinion; chili ingredients usually come outta ob can an' the preparation takes 30 mins...not 3 days...

nah...I'll just tough it out widde indian chili powder...can't toss de shit as it took sooo long to make...

S**, how much chili powder did you put in it? Add some wine and water and recook for an hour. Blow your head off and I will so miss your sweet comments.

Ms gorgon, you tell me where I'm supposed ta find red wine in rural Thailand den maybe I can offer comments that are acceptable to yer tender sensibilities...

Won't thai whisky and tomato sauce help?

Ya, like Redeyes said, Thai whisky. Beer works, too. Remember that tomato sauce thread and the alcohol addition? Slap a shot of vodka in there.