A Priest And A Pastor.

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of

the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:

"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you

religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just

say "Bridge Out?"