I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face.

I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset.

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam!

Mind your manners, crater face! :D That's gotta be legend!

Gargantuan Jet, might I suggest the first SAW movie. I just saw it the other day, and that's a powerfully painful movie.

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how old are you, no lies please

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Khun Spee, what does TOG mean? Tired old git?

Farangsay, how, Sir, do you know I am warning free? Boy, this forum watch is like Big Brother. Is nothing sacred here? What colour is my underwear today? Maybe I'm doing a Britney Spears.

And, thank you Kayo for the SAW recommendation. Apocalypto is also pretty good. The headkids liked that immensely, but I had bad dreams of Perseus all night after watching the priest hacking off prisoners' heads, holding them up for the crowd to see and then pitching them down the 10-storey temple steps.

BTW, the neighbours brought over Roman f*ing Holiday when I told them Caligula crashed. Barely slept a wink.

I would say Miss Gorgon must be up there with the oldest of them as she's hundreds of years in the ageing

You would also have to factor in each snakes age on her noggin and add all together so she's, in all honesty, probably running in the thousands

Mind your manners, crater face. I came back online for a bedtime story and I must say I am disappointed with the provisions. I always watch Texas Chainsaw Massacre to put me and the kids to sleep, but that Bt100 copy has disintegrated. I only got the Shining and some Canadian's gift of Mary Poppins. If I watch Poppins, I stay awake all night wondering how to off her, just like I do with that singing Tramp family, the vid of which Bojangles sent me via utube. I need blood and gore to snore. And, I have to get my beauty sleep and the headtresses get cranky if we do not doss down at sunset.

Oh, my neighbour just brought me Caligula. That's just the lullaby I need. No worries, be hacking! Sweet dreams, Bedlam!

So

Missy nicest little lass to get in the asylum

without a single TV warning in her passport

is developing another personality. Schizophrenia

might look alluring to those who fancy a walk

on the wild side but there is no exit strategy.

How many smack addict dope fiends said "I'll

just try it once".

Just a word of friendly advice. Don't get into

a slag fest with "crater face". He has another

persona with at least one accusation (not

conviction nb witnesses found butt upwards

in the Chao Praya) for stalking.

This "group mind" is known in some circles

as "nightmare on Rambuttri St".

Hope this helps

PS the disparaging remarks about the bedtime

stories were a bit gratuitous. Bojo blew a gazillion

brain cells thinking up his four liner.

Tread very carefully there Homer .. its a minefield, a veritable minefield ... one wrong word and BANG ... da boys relocate to the south side of the city ... Homer vs T57 ... the Rambuttri road show is in town ... sawadee craaap Bangna ... nightmare on soi Lasal

Miss Jet if you get caught with your pants down again and no nasty lullaby just logon to ogrish.com and watch one of their saucy clips ... should be right up your alley and send you to la la land in a jiffy (yep ! thats me)

Tread very carefully there Homer .. its a minefield, a veritable minefield ... one wrong word and BANG ... da boys relocate to the south side of the city ... Homer vs T57 ... the Rambuttri road show is in town ... sawadee craaap Bangna ... nightmare on soi Lasal

I'd like to watch.

Miss Jet if you get caught with your pants down again and no nasty lullaby just logon to ogrish.com and watch one of their saucy clips ... should be right up your alley and send you to la la land in a jiffy (yep ! thats me)

You got your own personalised emoticon? Wow, you must be pretty special, huh?

ogrish...I'll give a go.

Tread very carefully there Homer .. its a minefield, a veritable minefield ... one wrong word and BANG ... da boys relocate to the south side of the city ... Homer vs T57 ... the Rambuttri road show is in town ... sawadee craaap Bangna ... nightmare on soi Lasal

I'd like to watch.

Miss Jet if you get caught with your pants down again and no nasty lullaby just logon to ogrish.com and watch one of their saucy clips ... should be right up your alley and send you to la la land in a jiffy (yep ! thats me)

You got your own personalised emoticon? Wow, you must be pretty special, huh?

ogrish...I'll give a go.

Nah Australia Network "Home and Away" does it every time !!!!

Around midnight week nights..

Nah Australia Network "Home and Away" does it every time !!!!

Around midnight week nights..

Sounds like sports to me. If it's a good Roman forum game, I'd like it.

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Khun Spee, what does TOG mean? Tired old git?

http://www.togs.org/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/togs.shtml

how old are you, no lies please

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.... not quite a TOG yet ....

Khun Spee, what does TOG mean? Tired old git?

http://www.togs.org/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/togs.shtml

I like tired old git, better. Don't really know that Terry. I do know Terry57.

how old are you, no lies please

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.... not quite a TOG yet ....

Khun Spee, what does TOG mean? Tired old git?

http://www.togs.org/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wogan/togs.shtml

I like tired old git, better. Don't really know that Terry. I do know Terry57.

Yes Yes Yes..All the girls Like Terry57 with his big Firemans Hose..

must say im not surprised at all that this has got WAY off topic.

from age to plastic surgery to dirty movies to home and away to finally reaching terry57's hose! how do you kids do it?

must say im not surprised at all that this has got WAY off topic.

from age to plastic surgery to dirty movies to home and away to finally reaching terry57's hose! how do you kids do it?

Senility. The minds wander. What minds?

must say im not surprised at all that this has got WAY off topic.

from age to plastic surgery to dirty movies to home and away to finally reaching terry57's hose! how do you kids do it?

It was always going to end up on Terrys hose Donna ... that's all we think about eh Rob ... Jet ... Brown eye ...??

Oh, I think donna is a real trooper; she must have taught kindergarten.

And I thought that's why everyone wanted to get to 500: so they could join Bedlam and go off topic. I think Robski told me a a fibber just to get me to almost kill myself to get to 500.

And, Terry never told me he had a hose. Does he really have a hose? Oh, my headtresses are in ecstacy.

Oh, I think donna is a real trooper; she must have taught kindergarten.

And I thought that's why everyone wanted to get to 500: so they could join Bedlam and go off topic. I think Robski told me a a fibber just to get me to almost kill myself to get to 500.

And, Terry never told me he had a hose. Does he really have a hose? Oh, my headtresses are in ecstacy.

Not only your headtresses my dear

ere we go again...off on a tangent...

speaking of tangents... I haven't had a tangerine for eons!

That's those wannabe oranges? Terrible things.

That's those wannabe oranges? Terrible things.

I concur ... but better than those wannabe elephants (wabbits that is).

Oh, I was gonna ask a question and I forgot what it was.

Just turned 30 today. Getting drunk in Hua Hin!

Just turned 30 today. Getting drunk in Hua Hin!

Happy birthday Maddy

DSK, sorry I missed wishing you many happy returns! Same to you, Maddy!

Just turned 30 today. Getting drunk in Hua Hin!

All the best Maddness!

have a good one maddy

Just turned 30 today. Getting drunk in Hua Hin!

Don't get despondent. Keep going. You'll get there, maybe:)

next time you have a question, tell me to tie a knot in my trunk.

Bappy Hirthday Madster.

Just turned 30 today. Getting drunk in Hua Hin!

skull a few shandies for me maddy and hope you pull a bit of hot crumpet.

and hope you pull a bit of hot crumpet.

I'll bet his missus doesn't...

totster