Plane Turbulence

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and goes from bad to worse. When one wing is struck by lightening, one woman loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane."I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane can make me feel like a WOMAN!

For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, they all stare, riveted at this desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome; tall, well built with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time. No one moves. He removes his shirt, muscles ripple across his chest. She gasps! he whispers, Iron this shirt, and then get me a beer.