marquis22 Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 21 hours ago, chickenslegs said: You know you're living with a Thai when ... She says she doesn't care for Falang food but, whenever I make an English breakfast or Sunday roast for one, she sets two places at the table (and never refuses the last Yorkshire pudding). Of course - could be just my missus. I showed my wife how to cook chips, now she cooks them better and tastier than I did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KIWIBATCH Posted February 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2018 You know you are living with a thai...when...she puts the butter and strawberry jam on a slice of bread...then puts it in the toaster..!!...(I kidd you not!!!) 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kinnock Posted February 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 22, 2018 Just thought of a few more that (I hope) others can relate to: ..... your personal health and fitness levels and your performance in the sack are topics for open discussion with her Mother, and by implication, the entire extended family and their friends ..... male members of the extended family give you relationship advice, when the female members are not looking ..... all personal, romantic gifts are posted on Facebook within 15 seconds of receipt ..... when eating out, if you try to eat the food before it has been photographed - you'll get your hand slapped 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, KIWIBATCH said: You know you are living with a thai...when...she puts the butter and strawberry jam on a slice of bread...then puts it in the toaster..!!...(I kidd you not!!!) Sounds like she's (re)invented pop tarts. Just needs some slight modification. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 1 hour ago, wwest5829 said: But retired with a pension? So, you are 80? 90? Just kidding! she can't get her pension until she is 60, I am 73 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmess Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 (edited) Don't know about living with a Thai, but do know now that 'you are living in Thailand when' - you start following Thai Visa's ridiculous forums really seriously. Edited February 22, 2018 by Emmess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldlakey Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, MaeJoMTB said: When MiL walks around the house topless, and she's younger than you. Lets not get excited as it would depend on how old you are, and how many bin lids she had produced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 When you are flat on your face on the front garden because you fell over a pile of shoes. When you can't find your hammer because it has been left by the cooker. The spray nozzle is off your hosepipe because she still hasn't grasped the idea you pull the pipe not the nozzle. There's no toilet paper again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 My favorite all-time comment on ThaiVisa with apologies as I don't remember who posted it: He(to Thai Wife/GF) You look lovely tonight, dear. She: Oh Yeah? Well what about LAST night??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 the woman i have been living with has been so dramatically different so the only thing they had in common was the fake dismissal of falang food, cause when it comes to it, they love it. except for the caviar strangely enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 11 hours ago, observer90210 said: Life is tricky....in Europe the cuties know about the extraction fan but barely can cook an egg...and over there, lucky you, you got a cutie to cook tasty penangs for you but will not get HIGH on extract ......still I'd rather have a gal who will not extract then one who cannot cook !!...Enjoy... The kitchen is outside in many Thai households. Which actually makes sense if you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted February 22, 2018 Share Posted February 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Araiwah said: Sex is either the number between 5 and 7 or what coal used to come in. It's been a while for me too so not positive which. You're from New Zealand, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theguyfromanotherforum Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 You know you're living with a Thai when your Chinese hiso girlfriends is giving you a ride to your tefling gig in her Mercedes Benz E class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwest5829 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 30 minutes ago, smotherb said: Yeah, mine is only 20 years younger, But retired with a pension? So, you are 80? 90? Just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, wwest5829 said: But retired with a pension? So, you are 80? 90? Just kidding! see post #65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araiwah Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 5 hours ago, Lacessit said: You're from New Zealand, right? If I was I would have said 'sivin' 555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
federico Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 When you realize it's been a year or more you haven't fight or argue with your wife about problems that don't exist... Very big change comparing with our farang ladies (or at least the 2 I married and -thanks god ! - i divorced) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
federico Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 17 hours ago, Emmess said: Don't know about living with a Thai, but do know now that 'you are living in Thailand when' - you start following Thai Visa's ridiculous forums really seriously. No, it's just fun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 You know youre living with a Thai wife when your Mother in Law keeps you awake with her snoring.Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerjo Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 When your main house door is a glass swivel door and every time someone walks in or out, You yell out "Handle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 On 2/22/2018 at 1:58 PM, mauGR1 said: ... When the floor is squeaky clean, but there are cobwebs hanging from the ceiling Spider webs catch lots of mossies that would otherwise be sucking our blood. I never removed cobwebs, as they are a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) On 2/22/2018 at 1:48 PM, quandow said: You know you're living with a Thai when she says "Let's go to a different restaurant" yet orders the same damn thing she USUALLY orders! She probably wants to go to a posher restaurant as the first one didn't give her enough "face". OR a friend told her they do that dish better or different and she wants to try it. Edited February 24, 2018 by thaibeachlovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post vogie Posted February 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 24, 2018 She's freezing under the duvet in bed whilst you are sweating like a prized porker on top of the bed. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 15 minutes ago, thaibeachlovers said: Spider webs catch lots of mossies that would otherwise be sucking our blood. I never removed cobwebs, as they are a good thing. I will not say any bad word about cobwebs, they are a bit like tattoos, i like them , but not in my courtyard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadilo Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 2 hours ago, nikmar said: You know youre living with a Thai wife when your Mother in Law keeps you awake with her snoring. Sent from my [device_name] using http://Thailand Forum - Thaivisa mobile app Make her sleep in her own bed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted February 24, 2018 Share Posted February 24, 2018 You know you’re living with a Thai when.....................you finished eating 30 minutes ago and she’s still working on that fish head ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/21/2018 at 11:35 PM, connda said: It was a grilled pulled-pork sandwich from Dukes. Really delicious, especially when nice and warm! Ok, so you can tell when you're living with a farang when he warms up his grilled sandwich that he bought from a restaurant that caters to farangs. Now, lol, back to living with Thais............... I find that heating the Cuban sandwiches from Duke's in an oven does a better job than the microwave... Glad to know I'm not the only farang that plans ahead for their gastronomical needs... Now off to Butter is Better for breakfast!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) On 2/23/2018 at 3:13 PM, federico said: No, it's just fun no, life is truly pathetic when the best you can do out of life is following an internet forum for hours every day Edited February 25, 2018 by poanoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 no, life is truly pathetic when the best you can do out of life is following an internet forum for hours every dayWorst yet are trolling hall monitors criticizing what other people choose to do with their time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMartinHandyman Posted February 25, 2018 Share Posted February 25, 2018 It’s been said before but for me it’s unplugging every device and turning of every power strip and fan switch switch all day, not only at night. Besides inconvenient and annoying we’re plain wearing them out! I’m boxed in and can’t win when she defends it by saying it’s to save on the power bill or for safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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