Technology (not Pc )

[A. BOOZER]

Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in

a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and

the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my

pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to

his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a

microchip in my hand."

The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he

had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and

went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from

his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Irishman glanced around behind him and said .... "B-jesus , will you

look at that; I'm getting a fax!!!"

[bodypaul]