Child Support

[A. BOOZER]

A man is celebrating his daughter’s 18TH birthday. And is pondering

“I'm so glad this is my last ###### child support payment.

Month after month, year after year, those ...###### payments!”

So he calls his girl to come over to his house and says,

“Baby, I want you to do me a favor. Take this last check to over to your mom, and tell her this is the last ###### check she's going to get from me.” Later I want you to tell me the expression on her face. The girl takes the check home and the following day comes back to her Dad’s house. He is anxious to hear what the bitch had to say and what she looked like, so he asked, " now what did she have to say?" His daughter says, she told me to tell you THAT YOUR AIN'T MY DADDY!