New Zealand adds prostitution to list of employment skills for would-be immigrants

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New Zealand adds prostitution to list of employment skills for would-be immigrants

 

Migrants hoping to start a new life in New Zealand can now add a new skill to their visa applications. Under a new plan, would-be immigrants can claim points as skilled sex workers and escorts.

 

The skill is regarded as providing social companionship in the Australian and New Zealand Standard Classification of Occupations (ANZSCO) list.

 

In order to meet the criteria of a highly qualified sex worker, would-be migrants will be expected to have ANZSCO skill level 5. The requirements issued by ANZSCO also include compulsory secondary education.

 

Full story: https://www.rt.com/news/425129-new-zealand-prostitutes-jobs-immigrants/

 

-- RT 2018-05-02

[BigBadGeordie]

Applications from Thailand Skyrocket!

[bluesofa]

Successful applicants will be expected to lay back and think of New Zealand.

 

[sammieuk1]

Russians cuming .

[jvs]

Do you think they need any people to test those skills?

I could handle a part time job.

 

[wirat69]

That’s understandable... screwing a Kiwi girl is almost the same as screwing a baby elephant... except the elephant is slimmer!!

[canthai55]

Good news. Finally some progressive legislation. About time the world got over the Dark Ages where sex was under some goofy religious cult or the thumb of the Gov' t - who has no right in what goes on between two consenting adults

[nauseus]

Is sheep dipping already in there or are the Kiwis keeping that for themselves ?

[ChiangMaiLightning2143]

Migrations to NZ should be allowed for Giggolos, or it would be sexist. I can’t because I don’t do fat chicks.

[Moti24]

I expect that a lot of bargirls will be giving-in their notice quite soon, depending how long it takes for the "Skilled Worker Visa" to come through.

[dcsw53]

For level 5, on-the-job training is requi red.

Subject to vetting the candidate, I would be prepared to offer my services to Thai ladies to check that they are suitably qualified. Training could take some time, but my rates are competitive, and I promise not to be too hard on anyone who takes time to grasp what is required.

[bluesofa]

2 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

For level 5, on-the-job training is required.

Subject to vetting the candidate, I would be prepared to offer my services to Thai ladies to check that they are suitably qualified. Training could take some time, but my rates are competitive, and I promise not to be too hard on anyone who takes time to grasp what is required.

Are you sure that's the right choice of words?

 

[Darcula]

There must be a shortage of sheep labour in NZ.

[colinneil]

Well all the New Zealand blokes can now stop buying wellies. 

[jenny2017]

4 hours ago, jvs said:

Do you think they need any people to test those skills?

I could handle a part time job.

 

You are hired. 

[bluesofa]

2 minutes ago, jenny2017 said:

4 hours ago, jvs said:

Do you think they need any people to test those skills?

I could handle a part time job.

You are hired. 

Ahh, I love a happy ending.

 

[Berkshire]

I can see a lot of bad jokes from this news.  Here's one:

 

How do govt officials determine whether the candidate is a "highly qualified sex worker?"

 

They yell into her private parts and wait to hear an echo. 

 

[AsiaHand]

5 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Successful applicants will be expected to lay back and think of New Zealand.

 

I would like the job as the "Interviewer". hehehe. I an just see my office now,with a bed,one of those "play boy' sex chair,a full Viagra and lubed condoms dispencer with mood music 

[Foxy52]

Reminds me of the old joke: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a New Zealander?

 

Mick says 'Hey you get off of my cloud'

 

New Zealander says 'Hey McCleod, get off of my ewe'

[murraynz]

3 hours ago, wirat69 said:

That’s understandable... screwing a Kiwi girl is almost the same as screwing a baby elephant... except the elephant is slimmer!!

have you ever been to nz ????   sure, nz women are bigger than thai women, but on average,asmaller than many other countries..

[AsiaHand]

15 minutes ago, murraynz said:

have you ever been to nz ????   sure, nz women are bigger than thai women, but on average,asmaller than many other countries..

A proud man ,standing for his countries fat girls.Just roll em in flour and find the wet spot.

[jvs]

1 hour ago, AsiaHand said:

I would like the job as the "Interviewer". hehehe. I an just see my office now,with a bed,one of those "play boy' sex chair,a full Viagra and lubed condoms dispencer with mood music 

Sorry the job is taken!!!

[dcsw53]

2 hours ago, bluesofa said:

Are you sure that's the right choice of words?

 

It's called irony

 

[Paul Catton]

I currently reside in Manurewa, South Auckland which would appear to be the current hub for street solicitation by prostitutes hawking their flesh nearby the train station. We have to pass this area on way to work each morning at 7.00 am and the offerings touted would make one wish to be celibate.

I am led to believe regardless of time of day, quality doesn't improve and a policy fight or flight should be consdered if accosted by the callings of these sirens.

[digger70]

That's pretty smart ,,,, Now they go on the system and have to pay Tax,,,,

[scubascuba3]

Forward thinking New Zealand, well done

[observer90210]

Oh Dear !....tourist numbers from NZ to Thailand will drastically drop now.....

[atyclb]

new zealand better revise the legislation to include height:weight ratios limitations

 

or even better only accept the fat thai girls

Edited May 2, 2018 by atyclb

[ballpoint]

36 minutes ago, digger70 said:

That's pretty smart ,,,, Now they go on the system and have to pay Tax,,,,

And claim depreciation on their assets.

[Grouse]

Good point! Is a small hooker an asset?