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An old woman is sitting in a rocking chair on her porch, petting her cat, <deleted>-<deleted>.

A fairy appears and says, ”I’m here to grant you three wishes.”

The old woman says, “I wish I was twenty-years old and beautiful again.” Zap! She is.

“Now I wish I had a million dollars and this old house was a mansion.” Zap! Done.

“And now I wish that <deleted>-<deleted> was the handsomest man ever and deeply in love with me.”

Zap! Suddenly she’s in the arms of a gorgeous man. He kisses her and says, “Darling, aren’t you sorry you had me fixed?”

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