Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

But Dan Sai .. he'll just pull his pants down, bend over and enjoy ....

just like throwing bananas in a bucket !

Hey DJT, sounds like you're getting into that fantasy a little too much, if you know what I mean. Do you 'fantasize' about me a lot?

Okay, forget about bananas - I only mention that cos I saw a monkey throw one really hard once - throw DJT at him!

You were offline so long DSK that I've transferred my fantasy affections to LBD so you are going to have to PM your nud_e pics to someone else ....

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

Who is Loaded, DSK? Do you want backup? Absolutely, DJT, Terry and me will help, and then we'll get Grover to hurl soiled nappies at the D-head before he does wheelies over his appendages with his rocker chair.

And Grover, you <deleted> in a wheelie, you will pay, baby, you will.

<deleted> in a wheelie :D

hey grover,

im not taking sides mate, but you have to admit thats <deleted> funny

Am I reading this right? I can beat up non-bedlam members with a weapon of my choosing?

Hmm, I want to throw bananas at Loaded - really hard!

But Dan Sai .. he'll just pull his pants down, bend over and enjoy ....

just like throwing bananas in a bucket !

More like the channel tunnel Mr G

im not taking sides mate, but you have to admit thats <deleted> funny

shes dam-n good terry, i'll give her that

As it stands, this whole battle is a piddling poncey match between the wheelie <deleted> and, I regret to say I am in this match, the Gorgon. Not a real warrior in sight. You other inmates got nothing to contribute? Wuss monger sissies, one and all? I give you ten, and if you have nothing to fight about, I'm going to play havoc in general topics. It's me day off.

As it stands, this whole battle is a piddling poncey match between the wheelie <deleted> and, I regret to say I am in this match, the Gorgon. Not a real warrior in sight. You other inmates got nothing to contribute? Wuss monger sissies, one and all? I give you ten, and if you have nothing to fight about, I'm going to play havoc in general topics. It's me day off.

cowardly and shamelessly fleeing/skulking from the battlefield. ha!

As it stands, this whole battle is a piddling poncey match between the wheelie <deleted> and, I regret to say I am in this match, the Gorgon. Not a real warrior in sight. You other inmates got nothing to contribute? Wuss monger sissies, one and all? I give you ten, and if you have nothing to fight about, I'm going to play havoc in general topics. It's me day off.

cowardly and shamelessly fleeing/skulking from the battlefield. ha!

Fleeing from a wheelie <deleted>? I think I am doing you a service, Sir, by saving your dignity. My tresses are begging me to knock your pushcart over so they can trundle through the refuse and nibble on your nappy contents.

perhaps you are right.

in that case, shoo, shoo and begone.

fer me, mate...if it ain't Glasge it ain't Scotland...(speaking as a true bluenose supporter...)

Just for you tutsi!

And this. :D

I knew it, I knew it!!!...well, in Abu Dhabi, we were doin' a hydrotest onna boiler an' one scot in attendance said to another (as he threw his empty plastic water boddle) 'I like throwin' boddles...specially at people dressed in BLUE!!!'...we dangled the hapless prod by de ankles offa the top platform ob de boiler for a bit then allowed 'em to go home...sheeed, shias an' sunnis?...let's talk about prods an' RC's(da prods got another term for 'nigger' for catholics but I fergit what it is) in the desert sands ob de Middle East...an' I ain't even a christian...

"Fenian b*astrd" is the only expression I ever heard

in common parlance , but it normally lacks the underlying

affectionate connotations of the N word.

On the other side of the sexual divide the word "Taig"

has a few aficionados.

I have been in bars where you could order a "taig".

"Taig" = RC = Rum'n'Coke.

fer me, mate...if it ain't Glasge it ain't Scotland...(speaking as a true bluenose supporter...)

Just for you tutsi!

And this. :D

I knew it, I knew it!!!...well, in Abu Dhabi, we were doin' a hydrotest onna boiler an' one scot in attendance said to another (as he threw his empty plastic water boddle) 'I like throwin' boddles...specially at people dressed in BLUE!!!'...we dangled the hapless prod by de ankles offa the top platform ob de boiler for a bit then allowed 'em to go home...sheeed, shias an' sunnis?...let's talk about prods an' RC's(da prods got another term for 'nigger' for catholics but I fergit what it is) in the desert sands ob de Middle East...an' I ain't even a christian...

"Fenian b*astrd" is the only expression I ever heard

in common parlance , but it normally lacks the underlying

affectionate connotations of the N word.

On the other side of the sexual divide the word "Taig"

has a few aficionados.

I have been in bars where you could order a "taig".

"Taig" = RC = Rum'n'Coke.

yeah...you got it...'fenian bastid'...I asked my ex father-in-law where the expression came from an' he said...'long time ago, before de Troubles'...he was IRA in the Republic before de war, he got used to bein' treated like shit in the pubs around Sandy Hills in east Glasge, an old irish guy that walked widda stick because ob injuries suffered as a heavy equipment mechanic...he was a better man than any ob dem bastids...

in the Republic before de war,

Which war?

There has been a war in Ireland since Strongbow the Earl of Pembroke landed in 1170

Good Luck

Moss

There has been a war in Ireland since Strongbow the Earl of Pembroke landed in 1170

Good Luck

Moss

I'll have to check my personal journals, but I think my mom dated that earl. What a coincidence. But what does any of this have to do with the battle in Bedlam? And no more skirts with hairy legs on the field.

Mossy, I know you want to be a MOD so bad, but did you read JD's comments in the Dying Young thread? No pay, no perks, no pension. Well, face it Moss, the only thing going for you is your avatar. You would bow out of a fight against a paper bag and then tell it "good luck". I hear they are hiring washroom attendants at the petrol station near Pat Pong. Give it a go.

Good luck, Moss.

Your friend,

Jet

in the Republic before de war,

Which war?

There has been a war in Ireland since Strongbow the Earl of Pembroke landed in 1170

Good Luck

Moss

I always knew Moss was a historian. And war before this as well. Has there ever been peace?

in the Republic before de war,

Which war?

There has been a war in Ireland since Strongbow the Earl of Pembroke landed in 1170

Good Luck

Moss

I always knew Moss was a historian. And war before this as well. Has there ever been peace?

Once heard a discussion/debate broadcast from

a Dublin uni on the causes of the recent troubles.

One character chipped in "Before the English came

to Ireland there was no trouble at all and before

the Irish came to Ireland there was no trouble

at all at all.

So go back 2500 years or so and things were

probably pretty quiet.

Yeah, that's really funny. All of the British Isles (some people don't like this but you know what I mean) have always been at war, it's human nature writ large.

Yeh but it's the firkin welsh that started it.

I was doing a gig in Paris not too long ago

and an English lad told me , in conversation ,

that his grandfather always hated the Irish.

I says "Oh really , why is that".

He tells me grandpa was in Dublin one

time and "the Irish shot at him".

"Jeez , that's terrible" says I "was he on

holiday or what".

Turns out it was in 1920 and he was in

full khaki kit with his trusty rifle guarding

the Guinness brewery.

Must have been a nasty shock. They must

have failed to mention this possibility in

basic training. Sneaky untrustworthy lot

them English.

Mossy, I know you want to be a MOD so bad, but did you read JD's comments in the Dying Young thread? No pay, no perks, no pension. Well, face it Moss, the only thing going for you is your avatar. You would bow out of a fight against a paper bag and then tell it "good luck". I hear they are hiring washroom attendants at the petrol station near Pat Pong. Give it a go.

Good luck, Moss.

Your friend,

Jet

Wow, where did that come from?

Have you read any of my posts, Jet? If you did you would realize I wouldn't get a job as any kind of attendant, let alone a MOD.

They have their work cut out dealing with small minded people of little intellect.

But then again, I have never started a fight I couldn't finish and how could I win a fight with someone of your un-doubted intellect.

Oh, I almost forgot,

Good luck

Mossfinn

Mossy, I know you want to be a MOD so bad, but did you read JD's comments in the Dying Young thread? No pay, no perks, no pension. Well, face it Moss, the only thing going for you is your avatar. You would bow out of a fight against a paper bag and then tell it "good luck". I hear they are hiring washroom attendants at the petrol station near Pat Pong. Give it a go.

Good luck, Moss.

Your friend,

Jet

Wow, where did that come from?

Have you read any of my posts, Jet? If you did you would realize I wouldn't get a job as any kind of attendant, let alone a MOD.

They have their work cut out dealing with small minded people of little intellect.

But then again, I have never started a fight I couldn't finish and how could I win a fight with someone of your un-doubted intellect.

Oh, I almost forgot,

Good luck

Mossfinn

Just wanted to see if I could brighten your day. Love your avatar BTW. I think you would make a wonderful MOD.

I have decided to be a nice girl in this my 743rd year.