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14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

I knew what you meant worgeordie; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it

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14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

I knew what you meant worgeordie ; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it. So it duplicated my response. 

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Never allow my Thai girlfriend at the time to rub Dencorub on my inner thigh after a sporting injury.

 

One slip is enough to remind me, that biting on a towel for 5 minutes locked in the bathroom so the neighbours and my girlfriend don't hear me screaming like a pussy, while waiting for the pain to go. 

 

Girlfriend knocking on bathroom door after hearing me grunting while biting on the towel, I can still hear her, you ok darling, I hurt you, solly, I can fix, have aloe vera, come out, I massage you again, but take care more ok, not be upset tiruk, grunt grunt grunt behind the door 555

 

Would not wish it on my worst enemy.

 

Thanks for the memory, not 555

Image result for gif of a man in pain

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26 minutes ago, smotherb said:

Well, depends on how much money she has and if she will let you have a personal assistant, doesn't it?

No, not for me....Have been exclusively with Asian women for over the past 30+ years....

 

This was recently reaffirmed during our 3 month vacation to the states - no inclination...

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18 hours ago, secondfusilier said:

 

Pole dancing at Immigration while waiting for my 1 year extension (not appreciated by the staff there).

I will never do a 90 day report again in person, due to the ridiculous behaviour of an immigration officer

a few years ago.

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13 hours ago, observer90210 said:
  • Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area. :1zgarz5:

 

  • Swimming at the beach in Pattaya  perhaps...hum ? ?

 

  • Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !! :giggle:

 

  • Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ?

 

  • Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu.

 

  • Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy,  saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ?

 

  • Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?‍✈️

 

  • Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe,  during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand.  ?

 

  • Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time !

 

  • Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ?

 

  • Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime ! :crazy:

 

  • Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets.

 

  • Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️

 

  • Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ?

 

  • Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing.

 

  • Not using the reliable home delivery service,  offered by the georgeous "health and well being"  therapists ! :partytime2:

 

  • Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !?

 

  • Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze).

 

  • Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area.

Go into an "all you can eat" buffet if there are any Chinese around.

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