4 minutes ago, sipi said:

Use a squat toilet unless there is absolutely no other choice. 

I missed the hole once. 

4 minutes ago, Justfine said:

I missed the hole once. 

"But in the dark, he missed his mark, & sparks shot out her..."

 

??

15 hours ago, secondfusilier said:

15 hours ago, secondfusilier said:

Eat Durian.

Whoever she is............. 

Smells like hell, tastes like heaven, is my memory of Durian.

 

 

take the second class bus from bkk to pattaya.  save about 15 baht but lose about 3 hours and gain a couple of miles walking. 

Stay in a public hospital ward, whilst suffering with Dengue...

 

Like being a sick goldfish in a bowl of hot water !!!

Buy a house...

Give a Thai a microphone

Eat Mang Da Talay. Was ill for a week ? 

Go to a village Mowlem concert, where the young idiots fight all night long...

Use one of those death-ride minivans.

Wipe me bum. 

Buy a house

2 hours ago, faraday said:

"But in the dark, he missed his mark, & sparks shot out her..."

 

??

Someone's been reading Chaucer.

play golf in Tak

Use a tube of shaving cream as toothpaste after a long night out.

14 hours ago, pgrahmm said:

Have or want a western woman...

Well, depends on how much money she has and if she will let you have a personal assistant, doesn't it?

14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

I knew what you meant worgeordie

14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

I knew what you meant worgeordie; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it

14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot

of people knew that.

regards worgeordie

I knew what you meant worgeordie ; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it. So it duplicated my response. 

Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes,
Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes,
Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes,
I'll never love round eyes again

Got my retirement squared away so I will never have to do another visa run.

Never allow my Thai girlfriend at the time to rub Dencorub on my inner thigh after a sporting injury.

 

One slip is enough to remind me, that biting on a towel for 5 minutes locked in the bathroom so the neighbours and my girlfriend don't hear me screaming like a pussy, while waiting for the pain to go. 

 

Girlfriend knocking on bathroom door after hearing me grunting while biting on the towel, I can still hear her, you ok darling, I hurt you, solly, I can fix, have aloe vera, come out, I massage you again, but take care more ok, not be upset tiruk, grunt grunt grunt behind the door 555

 

Would not wish it on my worst enemy.

 

Thanks for the memory, not 555

26 minutes ago, smotherb said:

Well, depends on how much money she has and if she will let you have a personal assistant, doesn't it?

No, not for me....Have been exclusively with Asian women for over the past 30+ years....

 

This was recently reaffirmed during our 3 month vacation to the states - no inclination...

"What about you?" I will never buy a car again, traffic is getting worse in the cities.

I will stick to my motorbike so I can avoid the long traffic queues. 

A BJ just after the GF has eaten spicy food.

18 hours ago, secondfusilier said:

 

Pole dancing at Immigration while waiting for my 1 year extension (not appreciated by the staff there).

I will never do a 90 day report again in person, due to the ridiculous behaviour of an immigration officer

a few years ago.

18 hours ago, Justfine said:

Go to the toilet without checking for toilet paper.

What about a bum gun??

16 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Ask a moto taxi guy "get me there quickly".

Take a Bangkok taxi, due to the attempted cheating and general behaviour of them.

13 hours ago, observer90210 said:

• Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area.

 

• Swimming at the beach in Pattaya  perhaps...hum ? ?

 

• Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !!

 

• Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ?

 

• Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu.

 

• Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy,  saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ?

 

• Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?‍✈️

 

• Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe,  during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand.  ?

 

• Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time ! ⏳

 

• Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ?

 

• Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime !

 

• Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets.

 

• Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️

 

• Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ?

 

• Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing.

 

• Not using the reliable home delivery service,  offered by the georgeous "health and well being"  therapists !

 

• Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !?

 

• Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze).

 

• Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area.

Go into an "all you can eat" buffet if there are any Chinese around.

Have sex.???