Popular Post Justfine Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, sipi said: Use a squat toilet unless there is absolutely no other choice. I missed the hole once. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faraday Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Justfine said: I missed the hole once. "But in the dark, he missed his mark, & sparks shot out her..." ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bluesofa Posted May 22, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 22, 2018 15 hours ago, secondfusilier said: 15 hours ago, secondfusilier said: Eat Durian. Whoever she is............. Smells like hell, tastes like heaven, is my memory of Durian. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfalfa19 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 take the second class bus from bkk to pattaya. save about 15 baht but lose about 3 hours and gain a couple of miles walking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornishcarlos Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Stay in a public hospital ward, whilst suffering with Dengue... Like being a sick goldfish in a bowl of hot water !!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacko45k Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Buy a house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post akirasan Posted May 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2018 Give a Thai a microphone 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FannyMay Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Eat Mang Da Talay. Was ill for a week ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Go to a village Mowlem concert, where the young idiots fight all night long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4737 Carlin Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Use one of those death-ride minivans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 Wipe me bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helloagain Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Buy a house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacessit Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 2 hours ago, faraday said: "But in the dark, he missed his mark, & sparks shot out her..." ?? Someone's been reading Chaucer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1FinickyOne Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 play golf in Tak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanrchase Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Use a tube of shaving cream as toothpaste after a long night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 14 hours ago, pgrahmm said: Have or want a western woman... Well, depends on how much money she has and if she will let you have a personal assistant, doesn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smotherb Posted May 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2018 14 hours ago, worgeordie said: If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot of people knew that. regards worgeordie I knew what you meant worgeordie 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, worgeordie said: If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot of people knew that. regards worgeordie I knew what you meant worgeordie; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it Edited May 23, 2018 by smotherb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, worgeordie said: If you say so, BKK= Bangkok, CNX = Chiang Mai, i thought a lot of people knew that. regards worgeordie I knew what you meant worgeordie ; I guess TV thought I should emphasize it. So it duplicated my response. Edited May 23, 2018 by smotherb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smotherb Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes, Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes, Beautiful, beautiful slant eyes, I'll never love round eyes again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quandow Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Got my retirement squared away so I will never have to do another visa run. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4MyEgo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) Never allow my Thai girlfriend at the time to rub Dencorub on my inner thigh after a sporting injury. One slip is enough to remind me, that biting on a towel for 5 minutes locked in the bathroom so the neighbours and my girlfriend don't hear me screaming like a pussy, while waiting for the pain to go. Girlfriend knocking on bathroom door after hearing me grunting while biting on the towel, I can still hear her, you ok darling, I hurt you, solly, I can fix, have aloe vera, come out, I massage you again, but take care more ok, not be upset tiruk, grunt grunt grunt behind the door 555 Would not wish it on my worst enemy. Thanks for the memory, not 555 Edited May 23, 2018 by 4MyEgo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 26 minutes ago, smotherb said: Well, depends on how much money she has and if she will let you have a personal assistant, doesn't it? No, not for me....Have been exclusively with Asian women for over the past 30+ years.... This was recently reaffirmed during our 3 month vacation to the states - no inclination... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 "What about you?" I will never buy a car again, traffic is getting worse in the cities. I will stick to my motorbike so I can avoid the long traffic queues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peterw42 Posted May 23, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2018 A BJ just after the GF has eaten spicy food. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 18 hours ago, secondfusilier said: Pole dancing at Immigration while waiting for my 1 year extension (not appreciated by the staff there). I will never do a 90 day report again in person, due to the ridiculous behaviour of an immigration officer a few years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 18 hours ago, Justfine said: Go to the toilet without checking for toilet paper. What about a bum gun?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 16 hours ago, chickenslegs said: Ask a moto taxi guy "get me there quickly". Take a Bangkok taxi, due to the attempted cheating and general behaviour of them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) 13 hours ago, observer90210 said: Taking an official taxi and not using Uber/Grab if available in the area. Swimming at the beach in Pattaya perhaps...hum ? ? Not checking before that the georgeous beauty flirting in the club, or by the beach is not a lady boy !! Buying anything from the Duty Free at BKK ! ? Paying at restaurants without checking the bill and without noting the prices beforehand from the menu. Believing the cutie busty hottie at the bar, giving me my weekly therapy, saying I am so hansum (even though it's not true) ? Short time dating [and s*x] with a female wearing any official uniform with golden wings !! ?✈️ Not bringing a sufficient stock of condoms from Europe, during the lovely autum/winter stay in Thailand. ? Trusting the reputable indian tailors to deliver on time ! ⏳ Believing some of the rubbish spread by farangs in Thailand ! ? Not having sex with the hottie 30 something maid, when it's obvious that she wants to make in a bit of overtime ! Buying overpriced farang food items from the big scale grocery supermarkets. Not planning sufficient visa run or short break trips to Vietnam or KL ?️ Not having sufficient stock of 100 THB notes for paying "the toll fees" at police racket check points. ? Using an agent for administrative formalities. The fine advice given here by the specialists can avoid spending extra for nothing. Not using the reliable home delivery service, offered by the georgeous "health and well being" therapists ! Eating too often at european cuisine restaurants that are just ripoffs, when the local or other Asian restaurants in Thailand are such a feast and more reasonable !? Spending on consumer items or services, without triple checking by a Thai, if it costs same [or more] then back in one's farang home town (exception to medical, food and booze). Using a toilet, just after a Chinese tour bus has stopped in the area. Go into an "all you can eat" buffet if there are any Chinese around. Edited May 23, 2018 by possum1931 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Have sex.??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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